HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD

fuck cyclists

Also: fuck sensor lights. There is a time and a place for everything, and for sensors, it's off-hours.

And fuck the guys who hit the brakes to slow down. thanks for making me disregard what you're doing when you brake before every curve and whenever a cop is around, douchebag.

Fuck the douchebags who try to weave in and out of rush hour traffic. Yeah, I have a good laugh when my lane passes you. Still, fuck your shit.

Fuck the wide left turners. You know who you are, you're the ones who nearly hit my car while I'm waiting for my turn.

Fuck grandmas who obey the posted 35 mph speed limit on a five lane road.

And those assholes who sideswipe me because they're too busy picking their noses? Double fuck you. You drive like a woman.

Oh, and my friend says fuck you to all the assholes who brake before merging into freeway traffic. Stop riding the short bus on the short onramp, assholes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

what else gets my goat are the assholes on a 3 or 5 lane road that indicate a left turn, then brake in your lane, before crawling into the left turn lane at the last moment.

Additionally, what bugs me is the 'no right turn on red' signs in areas where it's unnecessary. I just disregard those for the most part.

Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie

Areas where the left turn lane turns green before the straight lanes.

This bugs me too, because the area I'm from didn't do that. It was very sane: straight/right turning traffic first with the left hand lane blinking red, and then left turners go. There's no chance of that when the left hand people go first.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Capo

I hate people who get way too worked up over the things people do on the road. Are you all really in that big of a hurry to get wherever it is you're going? Just step back and relax for a second. You'll feel much better for it.

I drive fast, but if there's someone in my way doing something wrong I don't get upset. I turn some good music on, and I enjoy the drive.

I'm hella relaxed, this is just my baseline behavior.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Americans driving in Canada.

The one time I drove in Canada it was horrible. it was in Winsor, which is a lot more pedestrian than Detroit is, and as I recall there were a number of one-way streets. I was hitting my brakes as I notice some schmoe walk across the road, suddenly noticing no-turn signs almost before I turn, doing the slow way down and squint at the street signs newbie action, the whole nine yards. I'm sure I made many people RAGE that day.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.