The Immigration Protests

Originally Posted by LeHah, or, How The Internet Hatefucks Itself

if they want to come here illegally, round them up and enlist them for a 5 year term overseas. Educated them, train them and then turn them loose in Iraq for a tour or two. When they come back, they're citizens.

Actually, I think military enlistment is already a shortcut to citizenship. According to google, if you enlist in the military you don't have to be a legal resident of the US for five years before getting your citizenship. Of course, you have to be a legal immigrant before you can take advantage of this.

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Originally Posted by Gumby

Reason being, as it stands the military spends hundreds of thousands of dollars training soldiers who have already a high school degree. Now on top of that training they also have to bring these people up to speed where all current enlistees are already at (12 years of high school). This adds a huge financial burden to the military; their enlistment would have to be 12 years or more for the military to get the same moneys worth on them as they do with regular American soldiers.

You're retarded.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No, trust me, that is the most civilized way of handling someone who thinks cannon fodder needs twelve years of high school education on the US Army's dime.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Help, I don't know what an entrance exam is!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

My solution is that we deport you, as your retardation will only taint our great genepool.

Of course, as I haven't had twelve years of high school, perhaps I'm not the right person to ask.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Good point. Chicks do not dig retarded gun-nuts, so you're unlikely to have children.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by NaklsonofNakkl

Um...maybe because it isn't the best enviorment for raising children, and if i did live next to someone who smoked i wouldn't care as long as they didn't come outside and smoked, then it would be a problem.

Let me stop you right there, sparky.

Am I getting you right when you say smoking outside bothers you, when you drive, are driven, or walk near roads?

Let's continue.

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But that wouldn't work because they have to let that smoke out somehow and i would forbid it to be released while children are playing.

Will you forbid it by killing his entire family?

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It is just a safty thing, I mean,

Just reminding the readers at home that you're talking about cigarette smoke, which is not at all a safety thing, and if anything is a health thing, and fairly insignificant compared to background pollution at that.

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i am sure other contries that already haven't legallized drugs would follow suite but think about the biggest problem of that...kids.

Are you this stupid? Is anyone?

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In all fairness it is safe to say, i wouldn't mind allowing drugs to be legal, but only if they were allowed to smoke in a designated area only, and make sure it was obvious and somewhat degrading to smokers so they are discouraged from smoking in that area but that is the only place they can smoke.

Not only are you for legal genocide, but you are also for legal discrimination. Wow. Will you be allowed to pee on the stupid druggies?

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i am all for coming here legally but it doesn't help the country one bit when you come here illegally

Actually, you are wrong. This is what we call a 'mixed blessing'.

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ohwait

Originally Posted by Lord Styphon

Okay, that's enough out of you.

Do what this man tells you to do.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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Why are some of you so adamantly against following the most logical solution to the problem? Why do some of you have such a blatant disregard for the laws of this country?

You're asking this on the internet?

FELIPE NO

Photographs taken at Disneyworld.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Gumby

Being an American Citizen is my birth right,

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Those people who just take something they have no right to have no appreciation for what it means to be an American.

Oddly enough, according to you, entitlement is exactly what it means to be American.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Shonos

So.. what about the large amount of illegal immigrants who use stolen Social Security numbers and other information to steal identities so they can get a job and work?

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I know the blame can't be put completely on illegal immigrants because the people who have thier identities stolen probably didn't take care of it very well. Also, alot of illegal immigrants do it because they have to if they want to feed thier families or want to make a living. But it can't be denied that it's still a problem with illegal immigrants.

Of the black market surrounding stolen identities, illegal immigrants are probably the least to blame. Do you think there'd be no market for SSNs without them? Come on, be reasonable. It's like saying that GFF's My Stuff is 'still a problem' with pirated goods; while technically true, it's near minute in the big picture.

There's nowhere I can't reach.