Further Proof That Texans Are Some Trigger-Happy Crackers

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Throw the book at the old man. He wasn't in danger, they weren't entering his home, they didn't even know he was there. There was no one in the home that would have been put in danger by these thieves.

Yeah I mean they're assholes but Grandpa Vigilante there is grade-a all the way. I mean, as long as 'being a dick' is sufficient grounds for punishment.

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Originally Posted by Avalokiteshvara

It's a little disheartening the way some people are mourning these thieves. They had families! So if if I'm stealing a bunch of shit, and I get blown away, but I've neglected to breed first, I'm less deserving of sympathy?

First, get the dick out of your ass. No one mourns gay people, instead we picket their funerals.

Second, you still have siblings and parents who depend on you in their old age. Unless you sprung fully-formed from the ground, in which case you're neither gay nor a thief, but a ficus plant.

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Originally Posted by Jeffro

"Ain't no property worth shooting somebody over, OK?"

Your name and that sentence combined is worth a prop.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well it makes sense though, Sass. Police officers - non-crooked ones anyway - are taught to only use their weapons if they or another person has their lives threatened. That's why they have tazers and pepper spray and police sticks, in case they gotta lay down some law without killing a man.

That's why I'm against this dude and other dudes practicing vigilante justice, because I trust in the legal system to punish people fairly and I trust in law enforcement's training and expertise to know when to blow the shit out of someone and when not to.

fuck you Grandpa Shoot'em'up.

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