Products of Creation Science

As I understand it, creation science holds that there was a 'hydrosphere' that hovered above the atmosphere in the times before the great flood, so that is where all that water came from.

I don't know, sounds logical to me. Who knows how much water the atmosphere can hold?

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

But... but... WE RODE THEM.

what the hell, that is the most retarded setup I ever saw. How the hell would a man sit on a saddle like that without falling into that wedge between the animal's back and bony neck-ridge? How would he steer?

lolling at the blanket, like that would make it moreo comfortable for the animal.

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Those dudes must have huge feet.

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Look guys, I'll be down with creation science when it can produce predictive models that we can use to create medical treatments.

Let me know how that goes, guys. Seriously, I support any method to cure cancer and shit.

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Wait.

I'm not a Christian, so I don't know how you guys do stuff, but some people say it's your job to impose your religion on others, and then some say you shouldn't like you just did there.

Which is it? I'm a little lost here. Which congregation do you belong to? Must be different from Loserbutt's there. Which is why I always wonder why you all call yourselves Christian when you don't really believe in the same things. (Yea, yea, Jesus and all that - but the Muslims also believe Christ was a prophet or some thing...so uhhh...)

this isn't universal. A lot of christian curches / christian individuals feel that prolethysizing isn't necessary and in fact a dickish thing to do.

Some churches say you'll go to hell if you don't. A lot of people in those churches dont' really even like doing it, but who wants to go to hell?

And then there are people who think you just haven't thought hard enough about it. I mean, I understand that, I think the same way about a lot of people to. Generally I'm right.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bradylama

You guys know that if this issue comes up, you're supposed to do everything you can to stop it, right? That even if it does get through that it'll be overturned by the courts, right? That arguing until you're blue-faced on the internet isn't how you combat creation science, right?

As Lordsword and Watts aren't actually in any position to push creation science (as neither of them are of age to vote) I think I can call this a crisis averted.

Not to say that you don't have a fat lot of nerve complaining about people fighting over the same hot button arguments but

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Being religious is no excuse, don't they teach critical thinking these days?

fucking kids

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Originally Posted by Watts

The other problem of course is that the majority of people bought into the eugenics theory (that eventually led to the Holocaust) in the first place. The minority of skeptical people who were smart just kept their mouths shut or were marginalized.

Wow, and you use this as comparison with your skepticism with evolutionary theory?

really?

where are you confused? Where do you think the science doesn't add up?

Also I like how you're hopping on the train ride of "I don't agree with forcefully sterilizing people against their will" like this is a badge of honor. welcome to the rest of the world, numbnuts.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Watts

Simple minded insults from a simple minded person.

You compared yourself, apropos of nothing, to the people who opposed nazi germany. You don't know a god-damn thing about me but I know you're full of yourself and you don't have the brains to back it up.

Why do you keep whining about how victimized your opinion is when the only argument people have with you is that you're trite and stupid?

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Originally Posted by Denicalis

You've missed the point, Lurker. His argument basically boils down to: "You hate me because I'm different, while I hate you because you're all the same."

Yeah, granted I missed that because reading his posts was similar to the legendary fudgy shits LeHah always talks about taking. I have no interest in spending much time with either.

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Originally Posted by Watts

Why should political or social sciences be held to a higher standard of exactness then regular science? It is after all only a hypothesis.

When you can measure personality traits in the same exactness that you can measure the composition of molecules, then maybe this won't be the dumbest statement out of your smartest-in-the-junior-year-at-school mouth.

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Originally Posted by RABicle

Maybe in your facist, lol wuts universal suffrage¿, nation it was.

Rab your country kidnapped children until like the 1970s, don't act like your shit don't stink.

How ya doing, buddy?

is it eugenics when a woman wants it?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ug likes placenta, sells babies for more women

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

So God can make 10 million year old rocks for the purpose of ___, because he works in mysterious ways and can do whatever he wants.

So - if he wanted to, anyway - he could have thousand upon thousands of alter dimensions of Earth, slightly different variations with slightly different physics, therefore it is entirely possible that on one of those worlds the events of Naruto are playing out.



I can't tell you how deeply relieved I am that God is not a fangirl.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by LeHah

See, heres the problem. God can create a rock thats millions of years older than the earth actually is - but the guy can't make a BLT because its from an unclean animal.

Something there just don't add up, if you ask me.

I'll say it, I lolled.

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

Technically, it became clean as soon as technology progressed to the point where the animal was actually COOKED.

Wait, for real now - you mean during the exodus they didn't cook food? You're shitting me. How did they make bread?

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The eucharist is just a metaphor!

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no wonder my sister's a jewophile, that shit is awesome.

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We believed the hype.

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE LORDSWORD! LEAVE, RUN NOW!

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Originally Posted by LordsSword

God makes a point from time to time to show how powerful He is. I see it as a teaching tool to help us stretch our minds outside the box of uniformitarianism.

God doesn't need to do shit to prove how powerful He is to you. So, with that in mind - prove it. Don't prove to me God exists, prove to me that physics is wrong.

Or show me how creationism can create predictive models that can be used for technology ie vaccines, like Evolution can. Yeah I capitalized it. Show me how creationism can be useful for anyone other than people who're butthurt by science.

God says He gave you a perfectly useable brain, and he's pissed off 'cause you let it rot.

edit: lol drama while I wasn't paying attention

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