Saved By the Bell isn't actually good.

Dissed because fuck you, Saved By The Bell was brilliant. Oh, Slater...

Zero tolerance is what you can expect when parents get freaked out about the dangers lurking at your school, and want answers now. No one actually thinks it works, but principals are retarded and want to keep their jobs*.

Also, zero tolerance for guns at schools: makes a whole lot of sense until you go to one of those shithole schools in the sticks where they still have classes that teach you how to shoot rifles and hunt and all that. I expect they're rare, but not non-existant. Also: ROTC. The guns in both examples are probably provided by the school though.

* Not a retarded thing to want. Well, what can I say, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Jam it back in, in the dark.