[PSP] Dissidia: Final Fantasy Fanboy Fellating Fighting Frenzy!

I.... oh christ.

Good fucking christ

i hope rydia's in it

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm dissin' Rab, because he said something I agree with, and I can't tolerate that bullshit.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh please Miles, you were touching it to Kuja. Don't even lie, I've seen your erotic fanfiction.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually, I don't think anyone's calling into question why this game is being made.

except me. Come on Square! Cid Fighter would be so much better. You could sic airships and magitek on each other!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slayer X

That's because for every one person complaining in here there's about 1,000 that's looking forward to the game.

How well did Dirge of Cerberus sell?

Now, that 1 hater : 1000 buyers statistic might be likely for FF7 remake. But FF7 fighter?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slayer X

It's not a FF7 fighter when there's only 2 characters from it out of the 30 or so who will be in it from other games.

Also FF7 remake? Hardly. It was a spin-off and being a TPS most likely would have been less desireble then if it had of been a bett-em-up of some sort.

So I stick to what I said earlier. Who cares if it's like 998 to 1 or 972 to 1, the idea is the same and to argue a number which is OBVIOUSLY not a real number would just make you look like an ass for going after something that everyone knows is nothing more then a figure of speech.

1) I did not say Dirge of Cerberus was the FF7 remake. That's silly. What I did do was compare its popularity to the popularity of this game, and suggest that the sales numbers will be similar in magnitude.

2) I did not make fun of your '1 hater to 1000 salivating fanboys' figure because 1000 is a nice round number. Similarly, I don't think 972 people per complaint is a closer number in any meaningful way.

3) I'm sure people are hot for this game because finally they can use Fighter to beat up Cecil, and that it isn't riding at all on the two most popular square characters in its history.

4) you are a foamboard cutout of Captain Picard stored in someone's garage

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Talk about a fucking sausage fest.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

This was kinda old news, since Nomura said a while back the voice acting script was alot longer than Crisis Core a couple of pages back. My reaction remains the same : Why the fuck does a fighting game have a longer script than the prequel to their most popular RPG?

I mean what next? Action films are gonna have more plot and development than a drama film? RPGs are getting shorter latly because of the next gen graphics and longer development times, and now fighting games have longer stories?

So they're adding a dorky story to explain their crossover game, I can't find a smiley that properly conveys my surprise. I guess I just don't understand why you bitch about things you obviously highly anticipate.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Sacred X

Can't wait till a translation for the new trailer is out.

I also find it cute how people try to classify how good each character in a game will be before it's even released.

Those are based on actual playing. You can't tell how slow someone is from scans, dumbshit.

Besides the iso got leaked last night.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sacred X

I also find it cute how you thought I was referring to scans. No, I find that a bit weird, actually. I'm referring to games in general.

This kind of thing happens often. People assume who the best are before the games released. The game releases. Assumptions are usually wrong. Repeat.

EDIT: Just for future reference, even if the game's been released for even a few weeks, it's very rare and unlikely for a character to be classified as above anyone/all else when everyone still sucks at the game.

Why would I assume you're talking about a specific game when you make a response right after someone posts specific game information in a specific game

what a weird and/or cute thing to assume

when you assume you make an ass out of u and me boy they weren't kidding were they

There's nowhere I can't reach.