[DnD] D&D Arena Signups and Discussion

Oh we're flush with cash? Fuck yeah. I'll check out the list of items and get some beefier armor or shit, and we can load up on grenades and whatnot and rock this party

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay so part of the reason why I was taking so long was because I didn't want to download that gigantic pdf but I did anyway. So I wanted to know, like, is there any downside to buying a bunch of Elixirs of Dragon's Breath and using those instead of grenades? Aside from the fact that we can't chuck 'em I mean.

Oh also Zerg! I decided that I want Durable as my feat. I know that I should be focusing on putting the hurt on (like Weapon Expertise..... sigh....) but I don't want to die!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Another thing. If I have to use a minor to remove the elixir out of my pack, is there like a way I can keep it in my hand or in like my pocket or something? Keep things at the ready, is what I mean?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Now what about converting actions? Can I convert a move to a minor? I'm sure I asked you this before, sorry!

FELIPE NO

Shin: I think that, although it might be a pain in the ass, we should probably get a small handful of elixirs so that we can get out of a jam without provoking OTs. But we should definitely bulk up on grenades. What were those mines you were tlaking about? I think those would probably be most effective only if we had like a maze or some sort of strategy where we could lead monsters through a choke point. Zerg will never provide that for us.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Okay, but I don't want to get too separated from the chariot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

They have aura?

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

whoever is next on the list, might as well polish up your character...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT.

THOSE MY HOMIES

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You're horrible.

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Spamming Throw and Stab won't work as well now. Don't forget Hurling Charge works just like how Throw and Stab used to be, before the nerf.
Also, you can always do a charge (Standard) and tack on Marauder's Rush to it. It's rather potent: 1d6+10, PLUS 1d6 for charging and 1d6 if enemy was at full HP.

Wait, so I can do a basic charge, then a marauder's rush at the end of it? That's pretty cool. But I'mc onfused. For an attack that includes a charge (Hurling charge), I use the extra charge to convert into Marauder's Rush, not tack on at the end. So instead of Hurling Charge -> Charge -> Marauder's Rush, it's just Hurling Charge -> Marauder's Rush. So what's the difference here?

I was speaking idiomatically.

No, next up is how damage works!

I'm looking at your math and I'm looking at my math and numbers aren't adding up. Are you applying my armbands of +2 brutality to each melee attack? As I understand it both from the character sheet and from your explanation, Marauder's Rush is a melee, but I don't see it added there. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong thing though?

Also I love how my rolls were universally shit but since I had so MANY of them I still wound up doing hella damage.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FUCK. I r dumb. Sorry, will fix.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Not only have you made the PC's lives easier, you have given lurker more rules to remember.

CHRIST I CAN BARELY REMEMBER WHO ANY OF YOU ARE, IS THAT MY FAULT

I POSIT: NO

In hindsight I should probably never play actual D&D with you, unless I'm allowed to make rules up as i go along. However, since I am no longer 6 years old, that probably won't hold my attention for very long, so there's that.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll wait shit I'm at work :(

ROLL A D20 FOR GETTING UP TO GET A BEER

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Fuck it. Shin, Zerg obviously wants us to be as destructive as he is; let's just burn the lot down.

Additional Spam:
oh also zerg, two things:

1) Do I get a +1 token?
2) I am presuming that, if I were to move from being adjacent to the flock to moving away, I would provoke an opportunity attack. Is this a safe assumption, or are the rules for these kinds of enemies different?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

It's on the first post of the game thread where I've always updated it all this time. Was that all for naught?

...
I'm sorry.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Stuff is did.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Shin don't forget, Zerg promised us that there would be fights we didn't have to fight. So maybe we should just avoid this beast from Bill Cosby's nightmares.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

the wolf thing? You know, the fight that nearly killed me (along with the two other fights that nearly killed me)?

FELIPE NO

Christ, Zerg. The entire run-up to the game, you were talking about how it's an arena game, you gotta kill people and shit, and die; then you're all like 'olo why are you guys killing your mounts :3' and now it's all 'olo why are you not killing your enemies :3"

Christ Zerg

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Shin I know we bought our stuff in order to use them in this round of encounters, but I'm afraid of running out. If you think it's wise, though, I'll use a fire item or sommat.

We should've bought a fuckin' lighter.

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That's fair. That thing you used last encounter to give you fire breath until the end of the fight, was that the fire dragon's breath? I don't want to use that unless the blob has loads of hp left. Seems like too useful an item to waste :-/ Any idea what his hp is like?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'll check it out later and give you my thoughts. btw I earned 3 tokens, not 1.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's your house rule and it's your generosity that's giving it to us, so I'm not going to complain. But, I find it difficult to visualize strategy without Shin moving before me (if his move is supposed to be before mine). I'll give it a shot but I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with Shin in tokens.

Also, for my edification: are all saves against immobilization, damage, etc done after all other actions have been taken? For example, if I were to save against my immobilization, could I immediately get the hell out of dodge?

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