[Multiplatform] Official Final Fantasy XIII Thread

I'll give it to them that they're finally making characters with facial hair again, even though the guy has a creepy shaved chest.

Zippergloves doesn't bother me that much. Shaved chest doesn't either. What bugs me the most, and it's probably something that's going to be a gimmick in that game, is that he has a magical tattoo. A goddamn glowy magical fucking tattoo. Jesus christ, why are they taking bad roleplaying tropes now? Don't they hire professional writers? Jesus.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Jagged

I'm refering to girl who's named either Olva, Wolva, or Volva Dia Vanilla according to some translations.

Volva would be an unfortunate transliteration.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Colonel COOM

Ultima getting a starring part in anything is kinda frightening.

I fucking told you he likes yaoi.

Ultima x Gackt OTP

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I'm not going to defend a character that hasn't had an official word in english written about him, but after all the emo doom-and-gloom characters I'm happy to see a dude that looks fun.

Don't get me wrong. I like Shadow, but if I want to play him, I'll load FF6 up. He's rad in it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't know why any of you were expecting a 2009 release when they just released a new (presumably) playable character last week. A late reveal like that usually only happens for secret characters.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Tritoch

but until Square shows something that doesn't look like Midgar stretched out into a full game

There ain't nothin' wrong with that. Bring on the slumlords.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by OutRunner

You are a colossal idiot.

Perhaps you haven't learned yet from all the mocking you've gotten here, but you should probably quit with that whole posting thing while you're ahead, Charlie. Stick to Community if your existence will solely be for lulz, thanks.

What my friend is trying to say here is that the game is still deep in its development, and while it will have english dubbing, they haven't gotten to that point yet. You'll have to settle for english subtitles in trailers for now.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wow, completely valid criticism for a company and yet you fuck it up by whining like a bitch.

Did you lose total faith in Squeenix? Are you going to boycott their products and encourage your friends to do the same? Is it time to put your foot down?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Decoy way to be an emotional backbiter. Whine about the practices of a company you can't stop buying from. I'm sure it'll make a difference this time, compared to all those other times!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh yes, the very nuanced position of "fuck this game, buy it anyway". Kairi Li and SOLDIER introduced me to the Zen of the Fanboy, you don't need to go in-depth about it here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

FF6 was TOTALLY worth the $80. Don't regret that purchase for the world.

How ya doing, buddy?

Is it bad that I'm mentally identifying all those new people by who they resemble in FF7's cast?

Except for that one kid who looks like Vaan anyway.

I was speaking idiomatically.

yeah, for real Shin. Who here didn't have a moment of embarrassment when someone normal walked in on us right when Sora embraced Riku, or when Tidus was laughing unconvincingly? I think it would be less embarrassing if I was caught watching He-Man episodes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

"No mom. The tit-jiggling is important to show off the physics engine. It's science."

> implying I don't find tit-jiggling deeply embarrassing



The others I didn't watch. I'm pretty sure they're all far more embarrassing than old He-Man episodes, though.

How ya doing, buddy?

Are people still complaining about the price of a game in a flagship series?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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sometimes more but none of them

This was hard to parse first thing in the morning.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh my god GFF are you fucking serious

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

According to the GAME website, the pointless extra tat edition will set you back £60 whereas the just the game in a box edition is a mere £40. Whether £20 is a good price to pay for a soundtrack you've probably already downloaded, a small picture book, three postcards and a sticker is your own business.

no boob mousepad

no deal

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by 8===D~~~ O: <"ARG GIMME MORE JIZZ BOB"

Poorly designed games should be nothing new to you though, you DID play through Secret of Mana and Final Fantasy VI right?

You're a fucking lunatic.

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