[DnD] Welcome to the Dungeon of Doom!

Well, I'll be. I feel pretty good for someone who was having the death-blinds just one turn ago. No rest for the weary though!

Moves one square east
Priest's Shield on Hoggle, buff to self and Soggy

There's nowhere I can't reach.

With all the men commensin' to beat on the skull-goblin, it wasn't long before he was down. Unfortunately he was the least of our worries, what with a sniper and a hexer taking their fine time with it. The fancy lady was fixin' to beat the hexer at his own game and while I doubt she can do it by herself, the two dwarves will need something to keep their hands busy. She don't need my help none.

Moves to stand SE of the center pillar
Sling at remaining Sharpshooter

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I cackle as the sharpshooter jumps down from the only place where he is safe. He even did me the courtesy of falling on his face, at the perfect height for my wrath.

As I hurry to the target, I notice the giant golem isn't looking too well. I give him the thumbs up as I pass, hopefully he saw it!

Full movement, standing west of sharpshooter
Wrathful Thunder on sharpshooter
Healing Gesture Word at Argumentus if he's in range

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

A rest does sound mighty fine. Can't say I don't miss the comforts of home; a fine footbath, setting my hair for the night, a stout nightcap. But I am no soft city woman; I hail from the real Nepezin*, not from the northern Nepezin where powerful men live cheaply, away from the hills of capitol where they work. I can be happy in cold halls or on hard floors. The chill only angers up my rheumatiz but sometimes, and I'm sure I can scare up a cure somewhere around here. There must be some reason why these people mill about deep underground, and sobreity isn't one of them.

* roughly translated, Pure or Virgin Land

I was speaking idiomatically.

I rose well before the others in the room. Ain't surprisin' that the lazy dwarf was still asleep, he'd as soon as sleep in til noon if we could see what time it was. The big man-golem was also still snoozin'. I betcha he forgot about yesterday...

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP, GIANT GOLEM!" I commensed to hollerin' and kickin' him about the head and shoulders, certain that he wouldn't feel much if any pain but dagnabbit, I will have satisfaction. I tried to shake him but he was mighty heavy, and I reckon any more will anger the beast. I then noticed the fancy city lady balancing on the ledge as if she were one'a dem fancy dress girls. Now how did she get up that way...?

Oh, there's an entire other room I forgot to check! I don't suppose there's any danger that ways, otherwise I would'a woke up and show these whippersnappers how we in the hills take out the trash. So I went in the room and saw just the darndest thing - a nice cozy bonfire and the finest furs you ever did see in such a dungeon. Why, that fancy...

Well, I don't strictly need soft furs and warm bonfires to get my rest, but I ain't no fool. I commense to rollin' up a fur to put in my sack; who knows how cold it'll get further down.

After that I climb up the ladder to see what else was transpirin'.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

In my old age, I forgot that no one bothered to scour the bonfire room for any treasure (hidden or not), hidden doorways, cubbyholes, and whatnot, so I commence to searchin'.

FELIPE NO

I quickly follow into the new spooky room. While the corpse fetishist checks the altar, I inspect the hole.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

"This is a dark and unclean place. Let us cleanse it with fire."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well. Since that was so easy, I wonder if these ghost-boxes ain't bolted down or too heavy to move or somethin'. Or burn it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Does Argumentus yell mightily whilst he heaves them down the hole?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

You would think a healer would object to the blasphemy of hundreds of dead souls, but I reckon I recognized some'a dem faces, and believe you me, they earned it. All the same, I don't wanna find out the hard way that that feller down there can jump, so I leave the altar room.

Most amazing jew boots

"Oh look who's acting like Queen of the Harvest, what while there isn't anything trying to kill us now you're impatient? Go get the Goblin's gear so we can throw it down the talking hole."

I was speaking idiomatically.

That onslaught outta silence the talking hole. I'll go investigate that there locked door and see if there ain't a way to open it easy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's true, I probably could do with a good washing... I glance back at the horde and whisper for them to just play along, then I draw myself up to my full height, and as the new leader of the horde, address my prisoners.

"Follow me, and no funny business. And you," I slug the man-golem in the leg, "you'll get a mighty wallopin' if you don't show some respect!"

I surreptitiously glance around the room as I lead the men to the stairs.

FELIPE NO

Thinking quickly, I said the first thing that came to mind.


"I ate the prom."

Most amazing jew boots

That's a mighty big dragon.

I ain't see too much'a him, though, seein' as though I ran with the rest of the party back up the stairs. Reckon the hobgoblins will give us a better welcome.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

moves south of south soldier
Righteous Brand against south soldier, and for shits and giggles, bonus to Gabe too

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Soggy isn't doing too well. Just thinking about him against the dragon... not that he doesn't have it coming to him, what with how reluctant he was to leave imminent danger, but I do so hate to see the youngins hurt, unless it's me doin' the whippin'.

Needin' help so soon vexes me mighty bad...

"Y'alright over there?"

Healing Word at Soggy
One step north
Righteous Brand on the soldier NW, with bonus to Gabriel

How ya doing, buddy?

That fragile dwarf be doin' jes' fine after speakin' nice to 'im, mebbe I'll try that from now on.

Righteous Brand at NW soldier - bonus to Gabriel - third time's the charm
Second Wind
Hide from archers in NE corner

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Moves S of Warcaster
Righteous Brand on Warcaster, bonus to Gabriel

How ya doing, buddy?

No big loss. I got the feeling that Ulvig didn't like him.

Sling at W Archer

Most amazing jew boots

Walks for squares west
Sling at visible archer

How ya doing, buddy?

moves E of soldier
Priest's Shield against soldier, bonus to Soggy

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

This is it, this is the big one.. I'm coming for you, Ezekiel...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Where does this dragon get off, pushing folks around like that! I'm so mad I throw a rock at him, and then haul ass while muttering oaths under my breath.

Sling at Dragon
Move SE of Soggy
ACTION POINT
Bless the party

There's nowhere I can't reach.