Smokers Anonymous

I don't smoke, since the buzz you get from it is tiny, at best, and lung cancer is not something I look forward to dealing with. I have no problem with other people smoking around me, though. Yeah, I know, a bit hypocritical with the second hand smoke and all, but I think people should be free to do whatever they want to their own bodies. Just don't blow it in my damn face.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The only time I feel like smoking cigarettes is either after I'm drunk, or after I toke a bit. I don't know why this is. On the flipside, I enjoy the Shisha used in hookas immensely. It's just such a relaxing experience, and actually gives you a small buzz. Recreationally, hookas can be used as a centerpiece of a conversation, the silky smooth smoke serving as a catalyst to conversation. Just plain, relaxing, fun.

There's nowhere I can't reach.