2010 Award Thread - "Be warned, Knighthawk be in here"

Avatar even making the list of ten Best Picture nominees would be a travesty.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Shut the fuck up. You have proven time and time again your astounding lack of taste. And your equally astounding self-assuredness in said taste.

Any movie that follows established archetypes so closely that I know exactly how the plot is going to turn out from the trailer doesn't even deserve my ten bucks, let alone a god damn award.

But, ooooh! Pretty colors! In three-dimensions!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

All I could think about the entire time I was watching Avatar was how awful it would look in ten years.

And if I'd ever see a bit of blue nip-slip

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by wvlfpvp

Wait, so when was following archetypes (fuck, even EXPLOITING THEM) a bad thing?


Pixar's films are fucking full of them, but most people would agree with me that they've made some of the best movies of the past 10 years.

But they do something with them. They play with them, and toss them about and turn them on their head.

James Cameron is blunter than a D.A.R.E. lecture.

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Originally Posted by Knighthawk

I should find you and punch you for real.

I'm not saying Transformers/Terminator/Harry Potter are good movies, but rather fit into the blockbuster that are good fun yet bad overall movies. First time you see them, they are enjoyable but hardly even worth any kind of award, except for MTV's suckfest award shows maybe.

It really doesn't matter who ends up winning anyway, there will be mass complaining about it.

"I can't believe <Insert winner here> won! <Insert runner-up> is soooo much better. <Insert winner here> was dumn, it had <Insert one of the few minor things wrong with it> in the movie, how <insert 4th grade level insult here>.

Is insulting your 4th-grade reading comprehension level considered a 4th-grade level insult?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Knighthawk

It would be ironic, especially coming from a dumb fuck like yourself.

And yes I did miss the point, because I read it wrong.

Which is why I criticized your reading comprehension. And now go on to criticize your word choice.

But relax, kid, it's ironic.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Bored to Death was far and away the best comedy series I've seen in years. Was it even nominated?

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Says something about the legitimacy of these collective industry pats-on-the-back.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?