Halloween Costumes?

My friend and I are spending the day dressed as Good Burger employees. By night, we'll be fully decked out in the finest of bro attire: Hollister collared shirt, khaki cargo shorts, Birkenstock sandals, a fitted cap thrown backward and a bit to the side, aviator shades and silver cross necklaces. Joining us for our evening excusion will be the ever-dapper Sam, looking particularly slutty in an unseasonally-short black dress, high stiletto heels and hair done to perfection. In short: She's going as our ho.

When the frat guys ask us who we're supposed to be we plan on flashing big old smiles and telling them, "We're you!"

Shotgun Natty Ice, 'erry day.

How ya doing, buddy?

A trip to the nearest mirror should suffice.

There's nowhere I can't reach.