Prank Ideas and Stories

Slit their throats in their sleep, looking each man in his eyes as your blade slices through all manner of skin and muscle and artery. By this point, blood will be all over everything: Don't worry about it. Keep moving and take the bodies out of their respective rooms (note: all should be disrobed and possibly flayed by this point!) to a pyre waiting outside you will have constructed beforehand.

The contents of the pyre may consist of, but are in no way limited to: family photographs, wallet contents, clothing, furniture, drained subcutaneous fat and on and on. Regardless, string each man onto the spit you will have additionally made beforehand. I suggest using a nearby flagpole, but anything about the same size and material structure should work just dandily.

As their loose skin sizzles on the turning spit, take a few camera-phone photographs to upload to Facebook after you've returned home. Before you go, though, be sure to hang their boxers (or maybe tightie-whities!!) up another flagpole in general proximity to the still burning pyre.

After all of that, you can sit back, relax, sip a brew and bask in the glory of a prank well done.

Jam it back in, in the dark.