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I've read pretty much all of those before, so they're not new for 2006.
The version of the couple in the car I heard was that a guy was trying to scare his girlfriend as he drove by by throwing something, maybe an m80, out the window at her feet as he drove by. Unfortunately for him, the window was closed and it landed in his lap, permanently preventing him from passing on his stupid genes children.
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I know a kid who did something like that. Except it was an egg. I think I died laughing. =D
Jam it back in, in the dark.