Ah God, WTF are you eating?

I don't know what it is, but black people at my school fucking drench everything in ranch dressing. They put loads of it on pizza, fries, chicken sandwiches, etc. etc. I hate the taste of ranch, so that may have something to do with it, but they just keep pressing the damn dispenser over and over until their little tray is damn near overflowing. Ugh.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by WolfDemon

That in itself should illicit a "WTF are you eating." Although their pot pies aren't too bad every once in a while. I actually had a craving for one pretty recently.

I used to like dipping steamed broccoli in barbecue sauce. And people give me the strangest looks when I mix corn/peas with mashed potatoes.

Dude, putting corn in mashed potatoes is fucking awesome. It gives it a nice added taste and texture that's just perfect. I never thought it was too odd, especially since I often see them plated next to each other with a steak, or something of that variety.

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Originally Posted by janus zeal

i dont really think this is wierd, but someone might. i like pb and banana sandwiches.~

Peanut butter and banana is a heavenly combination, and should never be thought of as "weird".

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

As a snack, I put cottage cheese in between two potato chips to make a weird, bite-sized sandwich. It's a tasty snack, but I only eat them rarely. I don't go out of my way to buy cottage cheese and chips for the mini-sandwiches.

Also, at restaurants, I usually grab the lemon wedge that's served with water and consume the wedge whole. I love its sour taste. Whoever I'm eating with (be it friends, family, or whatever) find it odd that I'd do this, and I usually ask for their wedges since they aren't going to eat them. I only eat the wedges after I'm eating, though, and I usually drink about two cups of water. I'm paranoid that the new pH might burn a hole in my stomach.

I'm pretty damn sure hydrochloric acid is more acidic than lemon juice. I do the same thing, by the way.

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