What about children?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

But like I said - other peoples' kids. They always seem so HORRIFICALLY misbehaved. I plan to run a tight fucking ship.

Quoted for the undisputed truth.

I absolutely despise other people's children. When I worked at Rhino Video Games last year, It seemed like every parent with demon-posessed little antichrists would come in and let the little bastards run around and knock things over while they looked for that "gotta have it" copy of Madden 2003. Sure, every once in a while one would shout across the store, albeit with their back turned and focused on the back of a game box, to their hellspawn "Hey! Stop running around!" But they don't listen. They never listen.

If I am to have a kid, (I say "kid" because after the first one I'm getting a vasectomy so it never happens again.) I'll make sure (s)he is well-behaved and doesn't act a fool in public. No child of mine is gonna run around stores wreaking havoc and tell me "No" when I tell them to do something.

Jam it back in, in the dark.