Weird dreams

I usually don't dream, but when I do, something's always trying to kill me. It sucks. ;_;

I remember one particular dream that I kept waking up and falling back into. Those suck most of all. I was being chased through the woods by some kind of fucked up Jason monster. The hockey mask had a crazy skull mouth thing instead of the holes, and he'd always let out a scary wail like Leatherface in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And he ran too.

So I come out into this sort of clearing with almost strategically placed bushes everywhere and there's a run-down trailer that I run to. I hide in the bushes next to it and wait for Jason to give up and run off and I head into the trailer. Suddenly I'm with people that I've never seen before, but somehow I know them and I'm being led down a hallway by Baby (I think that's her name) from Devil's Rejects. We're all being led to their dungeon or basement where they keep people their gonna kill later. I pass Otis and he gives me a look and taunts me in his fucked up Otis way, then Baby joins in and I catch her off guard by punching her in the face and I run outside, leaving everyone behind.

At this point I wake up, going wtf, fall back asleep, and I'm back in the woods being chased by Jason. I come back to the trailer and hide in the bushes again, but this time I don't go in. When Jason leaves, I start sneaking around. I think I was trying to get the people I left behind out. I look in a window and Captain Spaulding is sitting in one of those fuzzy redneck chairs, without his clown makeup, watching TV. Suddenly I've got my CO2 powered airsoft gun, and I aim at his head. I guess I thought it would kill him or something. I pull the trigger, but my clip is empty, so I basically just alerted him to my location. He looks at me and scowls, then he calls Otis and Baby and grabs a shotgun, and I run off again and wake up.

There's another one I've been having lately with this older woman who's trying to kill me in my house, so I grab a letter opener and a pair of scissors to defend myself. For whatever reason, she stoops down a little and starts talking, so I stab her in the neck a few times with the scissors. Weird shit.

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