I fucking HATE Heelys. Like someone else said earlier, I want to trip every one of those bastard kids I see rolling down the aisles in the store, nearly smacking into other people. If you want to roll around like that, get some fucking roller skates. OH, BUT WAIT. The store managers won't let you roller skate in the store. Because it's a goddamn safety hazard. Maybe you should just walk around like everyone else.
On a side note...
I found that to be quite hilarious. See what happens when you faggots walk around with your Tidus necklaces and your Cloud rings and your Naruto headbands? You get put on the news and told you dress like a queer.
How ya doing, buddy?