Helio... Call it a phone and get your ass beat!

Originally Posted by Musharraf

If you want a phone that's not going to be a phone because it's going to break one or two days after you get it, you should buy a Motorola RAZR

Yeah, if you're a careless tool or have a bad habit of throwing things. I had my Razr for a year and a half before it got stolen. Even dropped it on pavement a few times. The most it got was a few scratches.

As for this Helio bullshit, the only good thing about it is the commercials, like the one with the French guy attacking that dude with a fork, and the one with Carrot Top in it where the whale comes from nowhere and eats the girl.

Originally Posted by Devoxycontin

Does it not transmit and receive sound across a distance? Therefore it's part phone for fuck's sake. Unless it connects you telepathically with the other person, I'm calling it a damn phone.

Originally Posted by Leknaat

YES IT IS. If it wasn't, it wouldn't have the necessary items needed to make phone calls.

Both quoted for ultimate truth.

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Originally Posted by Merv Burger

Ironically, it also shows the sad state of things today: fucking 10 year olds shouldn't have a cell phone, much less have a cell phone and be allowed to text on them.

Not to mention the fact that it'll make people believe that using those godforsaken acronyms in ACTUAL SPEECH is acceptable. If someone ever tried to talk to me that way, I'm pretty sure I'd never talk to them again.

There's nowhere I can't reach.