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Originally Posted by Dayvon
I wish I had a Wii... 
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Granted, but upon opening the box, the controller is broken in half, probably a result of shoddy construction for the early release. Word gets out that you have a Wii months before everyone else and you are lynched, strung up on a tree with razor wire mere moments before the postman comes with a replacement controller with a note from Nintendo saying "lol Sorry for the busted controller d00d."
I wish Surge (The awesome soda that Vault is trying to imitate) would return.
Jam it back in, in the dark.