You didn't answer my question, you insubordinate quarter-assed infantry soldier. If we are to CLEANSE this planet of this wretch, HOW DO WE GO ABOUT DOING IT?
MajesticMan8888 on AIM might be able to help you out. He once proposed a plan of utter human annihilation but the little shitstain pussied out of it. 
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Sorry about that. I say we round them all up, chain them to chairs and have them dip their bare feet in buckets of ice water. (We'll have guards pointing guns at them with orders to kill immediately if they refuse.) After a while, they'll be begging for a pair of socks and shoes to warm their feet.
We give them socks and shoes on the condition that they surrender all of their flip flops/sandals and never buy them again. For good measure, we'll put tracking devices in all of them. Tracking devices
that I just made up which will explode, reducing the body to cinders if they ever wear or purchase a pair of those vile things again.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.