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Playing the dozens seems a lot more fun when it's about software engineering qualifications instead of overweight mothers.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm curious about what degrees/certs you two have, because I think I'm missing half the context.

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I've got a degree in software engineering and I've worked on several funded and hobby projects before and during pursuit of my master's, including passable modifications to vBulletin source code, and I've taught software engineering, data structures, and discrete mathematics at my university... Yet I'm not going to attempt to prove some idea for implementing a bit of user functionality superior to another on the internet. I'm just saying.

Designers, engineers, coders, and users see things differently. It doesn't mean any one of them is wrong or misguided. It means they all have distinct views of the process, all of which are vital to completing a piece of software. This is pretty much the core tenet of good software engineering practice: elicitation, understanding, compromise.

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So really, this thread was for nothing but obnoxious programmer dick measuring.

Which was basically the point I drippingly subtexted.



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm sorry, I've forgotten my SAT score, what with having taken the GRE.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No, but if you send me pictures I can certainly touch myself.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't even remember taking the SAT. I seem to recall my GRE percentiles being worse, but that's about it.

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So I qualify to teach sophomore/junior level CS and math classes (EDIT: as faculty; I do that now, but I get paid beans). I should have my doctorate by the time I'm nigh 29, if all goes according to plan and the research works out.

Also to make up for low senses of accomplishment and self worth!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Ultima

You're really bad at this, aren't you?

Life, I mean.

Nah, I'm actually fairly good at it now. I'm just not stuck up enough to think I'm hot shit anymore, and if somebody asks me a question I give them an honest answer.

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I didn't even remember what my SAT scores were. I had to fish them out.
580 verbal; 800 math

Proves that I'm not the best with English I guess.

Your verbal/quantitative ratio isn't uncommon for CS folks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.