My brother got mugged last night...

I actually know muggers and muggees. Well, one of each. My brother and two friends of his were mugged, I believe at gunpoint, I can't recall. He had about 100 bucks on him (he was on a trip with his friends), not sure what his friends had. I think they were caught, which is good.

My cousin, though, mugged some guy. Well, he and five friends mugged a pizza guy.
So they could go to Disney World.
...Yes. Six people mugged one pizza guy to fund a trip to Disney World. On the up side, he was caught. On the downside, he was sentanced to house arrest at my house. I am glad I was in New York with friends when this happened, or I would have had to slap some sense into that boy.

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