HAY GUYS

dagget · 05:45 AM

Battle Toads, any of them. I haven't played them in forever but no matter how many times I tried I could never get past the speedbike stages.

This. Right fucking there. That speedbike part was pure bullshit. The only other game with something similiar of content that was just about the same amount of bullshit was that jet bike part of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

My list: (I don't know if I'm doing this right, but here goes.)

1. Super Mario Bros. Yes. Call me a faggot or whatever you like, I don't care. I have still YET to beat the original SMB. Why? 8-3, that's fucking why. Hell I didn't beat Mario 2 until it came in that Mario All-Stars SNES compilation game.

2. Ecco the Dolphin. Is there a way out of that very first part of the game when you load it up. Srsly.

3. 7th Saga. once Deji (or whatever the fuck his name was) stole my wind rune that I used to teleport when I slept in an Inn and I was in an area that monsters kicked my ass. Damn game never got put back in the SNES again.

4. Kingdom Hearts II. That goddamn Orginization 13 asshole in Beast's Castle is just a pain in the ass. I'll go back every now and then to see if I can beat him, but sure enough. Fuck that shit. I'll just not beat the damn game.

5. Vanguarde Bandits. I have no idea why that game has to be as ridiculously hard as it is.

There are more, but for the most part it's not really the challenge of most games for me, it's the fact I get side-tracked so bad and I just never seem to keep focused to finishing them. :\

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Mike Tyson's Punch Out! for the NES. I love that game to death, but when you get to the third round of fighting...it just turns into rape. Soda Popinski is cheap, Bald Bull is harder to read for me, Don Flamenco is a bit tougher, but the real challenge starts with The Sandman. Punch him in the face and then you have to punch him in the gut or else he'll block and counter.

Super Macho Man is worse, especially when he unleashes that hurricane punch of his. I can see it coming, but if my timing is off even by a little...Mac gets his ass pummeled to the ground.

The worst is when you finally get to Mike Tyson. I just can't read his movements no matter how much I try. It doesn't help that most of his punches take you down in one hit. I remember my brother only beating the game once before back when I was a kid and that was via the Game Genie. Even then, he barely won by lasting three rounds against Tyson and winning by split decision.

Seriously, awesome game...but I've never once claimed victory through the entire game.

God damn I forgot about that one. I've only made it to Super Macho Man once. Mr. Sandman was just an absolute piece of shit. However, I hated the second Bald Bull fight. Mainly because I was so used to people before then acting as if they were going to raise up at 9 only to fall back down. OH NO NOT BALD BULL. Plus you either had to knock him down from the Bull Charge or finish him off with an uppercut (couldn't just punch him down regularly, he'll still be up with no health left) which was just dumb.

Mike Tyson. I remember when my friend and I got to him. Went all 3 rounds with him and had something like 4990 points and he won by decision (I think 5000 was the amount you needed for your favor). Talk about pissed off...

Jam it back in, in the dark.