[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

"Just ask Shawn, you know he can't lie."

lawl.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"I may be getting too old for this, but that was a worse debacle than the whole Katie Vick thing."

I actually found Triple H with a Kane mask screwing a mannequin funny.

Raw was amazingly good last night. If only the writers gave half the shits about the rest of the time than November Sweeps week. :|

This just in: HBK vs Orton at Survivor Series has a new stipulation: (marked as a spoiler incase it's going to be announced on Raw next week)

Spoiler:

Sweet Chin Music is banned.

Sharpshooter anyone? lewl

There's nowhere I can't reach.

LOGIC ALERT!

Stephanie was pissed about the "leak" (lol code break by a smart fan) of Jericho's return. WWE is now selling at it's shop and concession stand... DUN DUN DUN...

Thanks to all the people who sent word about WWEShop.com selling a SAVE_US_222 t-shirt.

big ol lawl.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Madusa/Whatever he WWE/F name was

Not 100% on this, but I think it was Alundra Blaze...had a nice impressive rack if I remember correctly...

Only us "old folks" remember the slingshot suplex.. of course those people will just probably nut themselves if he does it at SS, especially as a counter to the RKO.

Hopefully if there's a lottery next year, it won't be like Press Your Luck. "Big buck! big bucks! No Lashley's... STOP!"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Winter Storm

Alright alright, forget the list >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. All I'm saying is, they always bring in some chick that can bench press 500 and start beating on the entire womens roster.

Nicole Bass? (lololol)

I was speaking idiomatically.

BB Guns? Or whatever the name of that "Medic" that had what, 3 appearances on TV before they cut her?

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, apparently the Masterlock wasn't fireproof. (looool) Chris Masters is gone.

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by mortis

Hm, from Trips to Angle, not a bad change.

Anyway, he really is the only logical choice at this time (and probably was that world champion they had promised last month at their PPV).

Additional Spam:
Well, if there was any doubt that Booker T was the mystery opponent, that doubt was squashed with this (copied from WrestleView):

Near the end, when Sting comes out, there is a flash for a brief minute of a website "http://www.11t11n07a.com/" in reverse. I stopped the video, and copied the web address down. I went to that website, and it was a jigsaw puzzle of sorts and when you finish it, you see the name Huffman in reverse in Graffiti. To the left of the solved puzzle, there is a picture of Sting. Based on this, I am assuming that this is in reference to Sting's mystery partner at TNA's Genesis is none other then Booker T, as anyone may know his last name is Huffman.

man it took me like a damn hour to piece that shit together. All because I didn't know the mouse wheel turned the pieces around, it was starting to piss me off.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What slays me is the whole "You can't prove that I did take steroids" line. It was full of lawl. I wonder if he comes back, he'll be a jobber to all.

YouTube Video

Yeah I want THAT Cena to come back and not Mr. Marine.

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A little interesting tidbit regarding unification of the brand split.

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

There are those in power within WWE who have recently made another push to consolidate RAW, SmackDown! and ECW back to 1 WWE brand. Vince McMahon still remains confident that all 3 brands can thrive separately and the Sci-Fi Channel recently renewing ECW's TV deal reinenforced that opinion.

lol. Ratings would go better if Vince stopped being stubborn and just merged them back together. Not to mention traveling may be a bit better for the wrestlers too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by mortis

Slash....

Spoiler:

I guess I was trying tosee if they would loosely enforce the rules. It was that it was 'a tag match' and the 'person who gets the pinfall is world champ'. It didn't say who could pin who which is why I thought it would have been neat to add a new twist to the ending.

Actually, I thought travelling would be a bit better now. For headliners, no more having to go to house shows for Raw, Smackdown!, etc. Instead, only your brand's house shows.

Maybe the brand split would work if a.) they had interbrand feuds and b.) that weren't forgotton suddenly when big multi-brand PPV's like survivor series comes up.

If they went back to how it was before. 1 champion of each kind of title, and they would be the ones that went on all the shows, it may not be bad.


Although I'm really digging tonight the cross-brand peoples on Raw.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ZOMG! Don't say it too loud Winter, Stephanie might see it and blow one of her breasts out being angry his DEBUT DATE WAS LEAKED! lawl.

I bet Raw gets a pretty shitty rating this week, it was ok... just not the greatest. I hated how the main event was changed from Triple H vs Mr. Kennedy, to Triple H vs Umaga. I was really looking forward to seeing Kennedy and Trips go at it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That match with Jeff and Umaga was pretty damn good. I haven't seen that quality on Raw in a while.

Also I lol'd when the new Save_Us promo aired and the screen went blank, then Europe's FInal Countdown started playing (for the Sonic and Mario Wii game). I dunno, I just found that perfect timing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Carlito sent his notice in. They'll probably have him lose against Hornswoggle with McMahon firing him on TV or something.

Kinda figured they'd push Jericho's return to the end of the program. Although the code was saying 9:28 EST and closer to 10 pm :|

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I thought he was a little bit more cut than usual. Crowd went fucking NUTS when the countdown happened and all that crap before.

It felt nice seeing Jericho again. Wonder if he's going to let his hair grow back out and sport that single front ponytail he used to.

FELIPE NO

One of the greatest promos ever.

First nWo Announcement

Just posting this to remind everyone how promos used to be when wrestling was actually good.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Looks like we may be in for another round of everyone's favorite show... The Triple H show!

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

Sources backstage WWE say that Triple H wants to ultimately work as a heel in the company and eventually feud with former WWE Champion John Cena. With Cena not being able to work WrestleMania this year, there has been an idea about Triple H turning on Shawn Michaels to headline this year’s big event.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

That announcement was really awesome, I was fooled. Then McMahon and Orton had to ruin it.

Spoiler:

Ric Flair is the man, but unfortunately...I see tonight being his last night. He'll end it in Charlotte, guaranteed.

Spoiler:

Nope. He's scheduled to go at least until Wrestlemania. If he ends it tonight, it'll be surprising for sure. Austin had come up with this storyline for Flair's last run before he retires.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I saw that and was thinking "Eddie's rolling in his grave right now". Not that there's anything wrong with storylines and all, but.. I dunno, just left a bad taste with me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That Tombstone to Vicki was classic. The sad thing is, she's probably one of the best people I've seen sell that move. It was like a damn classic Taker Tombstone. Usually people are too stiff and not relaxed, it was like "BAM" and her legs buckled and everything like how it should have been sold.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Spoiler:

Stand back, there's an asskicking comin' through! Oh man I was wondering when APA was going to make a comeback... I know it's probably one night only but still

I was speaking idiomatically.

Since I probably won't be here for Armegeddeon, gonna go ahead and make a prediction now.

Jericho beats Orton for the Title, in where Triple H does his heel turn (or at least starts it). Fully completing at Royal Rumble (since the match between him and Jeff Hardy is for a Title shot at the Rumble). So I'm guessing it's going to be Triple H vs Jericho at Wrestlemania (or maybe at the Rumble)

If Triple H stays face for Wrestlemania, I think this could be the first time he was face for one?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

He did the Lionsault on Monday, perfectly. He went for the Liontamer and JR called it that and stopped himself short. (They didn't even call the rope moonsault the Lionsault either) . I think he was going to try and do the actual Liontamer and not that lame Walls of Jericho/boston crab crap.

FELIPE NO

Stephanie strikes agains!

Originally Posted by wrestlezone

Dave Kopoor, who plays Ranjin Singh, the translator for Great Khali and a member of the Creative team got a good telling off from Stephanie McMahon after the Anniversary Raw.

Steph was upset that Kapoor broke kayfabe (like everyone else did that night) by having fun in the ring at the end of Raw and proceeded to shout at him after the event, saying that if he didn't take "the job of a lifetime" seriously, then he could be let go from the company

lol, so because he broke character like everyone else had done that night at the end, he got bitched at. Why not bitch anyone else out for breaking character? She seriously needs to relax on some shit. It's getting ridiculous.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Actually, the current plans for Mania have changed a bit. It is now being thrown around that Batista's going to win the Royal Rumble, Triple H wins the title at Rumble and it'll be Batista vs Triple H at Mania, instead of Orton.

Of course it could change a billion times like it usually does.

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