[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

He was appealing though. His character, the "origin," the shit he'd do. Back when that sort of thing didn't seem quite as stupid.

That's the appeal that has been lost. No time or thought goes into a character anymore. Back in the Attitude era when they'd introduce people like Kane, was what made me watch it. Now it's like "BIG D00D = MAIN EVENT!!!111" I bet that a true fan could come up with a concept for a wrestler and storyline better than some of these high paid "professional writers". The compassion is gone, sadly.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

I'll have to get that one on YouTube too. If it was the 2003 WM I was locked up. =X

Whatever year Wrestlemania XIX was (I think that's the one he did it at. Whichever one was Lesnar vs. Angle)

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Who the hell is Wright? And that's a classic Hogan reaction. Dumbass. I remember some dumb ass ancient promo he cut for some tag match he was gonna have where he said him and his partner got attacked while they were hitting the weights at the gym.

Paul Wright. aka The Giant/Big Show.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Shit. I thought it was White, not Wright.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppplg1IIeYs
Holy fuck.

lololol. That was all Lesnar's fault anyway. He should have had a better sense of surrounding and went to nail it from another post.

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Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Haha, as soon as they stop showing the botched move and show him in the back with the regular people... He just looked so huge next to everyone that it was like he was a CGI creature in McMahon's stable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SMCHMBVBJ8

the first few seconds were priceless. Rico got into so much shit for that. "Come on Jeff, hurry up Goddamnit" lolol That's always funny.

That video is pretty good there.

Here you go bro, this one'll make you go Holy shit, like Tazz did: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFazEziWAYw

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Orton's in a deeper shithouse than RVD, that's why. Orton was supposed to get this big push and then he completely flipped out and destroyed the hotel room he was in because he was told to go home early during the UK tour.

It's tough which one will win/lose. If RVD is leaving on good terms, (just by not re-signing, doesn't mean it's particularly bad terms, unless Steph has a hate-on for him, which is possible because RVD still is ECW and one of Paul Heyman's best friends) then he may win the match. Hell, he might win anyway. It could also end in a DQ where someone runs in to start shit with Orton.

It's like the Lesnar/Goldberg match. Since Brock pretty much said "fuck you WWE" and decided he wanted out of his 10 year contract to go join the NFL (LOL), they were pissed at him and decided to have Goldberg win, even though they were both leaving. If he had stayed (Lesnar), you could be pretty much sure that he would have won that match.

I missed SNME cause I didn't remember it was on.

I think it really depends on if Lashley wins or not. He could win and be ECW champion again, or he can win and there will be another one of those "instances" like said above Vince retains the title and tells Lashley he will never again be ECW champion.. whiiiiiich you know will lead tooooo

"OH MY GOD, LASHLEY'S BEEN DRAFTED TO RAW! THE TITLE HUNT WILL BEGIN AGAIN!" (or Smackdown since Edge is reported to have a lengthy title run. ._.)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hows about instead of putting Cena on Smackdown and Edge on Raw, WWE just pushes new talent. OWAIT~

I'm tired of seeing the same sad-ass people with no passion. I want a reason to not miss Raw again. I want another Stone Cold to come out and just whup ass. I want another Rock to come out and smacktalk people and put them in their place. More feuds that tell a story with great ring action and presense(not to mention storylines that would keep me entertained like none-other). I want to be shocked when something happens, not go "figures". Backstage skits that make me laugh, or maybe something like the 24/7 hardcore title rule again.

Sadly those times are gone, and now it's times where titles never change on TV, but rather, PPVs (if they even change then). The writing blows because they want to hire writers who worked on sit-coms, soap operas and god knows what else. They don't want to push young talent that might take the spotlight from some of the more veteran guys.

Of course I turn in every week in hopes something will surprise me. Hoping maybe something will happen that makes me go "OMG WTF". The last time I really got into a match that I can remember, was the Undertaker/Jeff Hardy ladder match for the title. That was a long damn time ago. :|

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

Oh what a surprise. Cena wins

Tired of that shit. So fucking tired of it.

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WWE.com is about to have a makeover, and not for the better. Shane was dead set against the site being done up as if wrestling were real, but Stephanie and Triple H won out. So expect the site to be completely kayfabe (and insulting most of our intelligence while doing so) to make it seem that "wrestling is real". Looks like we're heading back to the era that we're not supposed to know it's fake again. GG Steph.

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Originally Posted by Slash

I just thought of something reading the HHH "interview" on WWE.com. It'll really give something for HHH to come back to as a rivalry with Orton.

That's the plan. He's going to feud with Orton for a bit, then make a heel turn somewhere down the line. He wanted to come back and feud with Edge, but Edge didn't want to be Triple H's whipping boy, and he got out of it with Kennedy and Taker being injured.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

X-Pac has been under contract with WSX, so he can't do anything till they finish that weak ass MTV series up

That "weak-ass" series is dead. It got canned and just shows teh same episodes on some MTV channel late night, if that. The commentating and presentation is what killed it, because they failed to take wrestling "seriously". Kinda like how when Steve-O and Chris Pontius were on Raw, Pontius sold Umaga's attack, Steve-O just laughed and OVER sold it to the point he was making fun of it. That's what WSX did. They basically made it a laughing stock, even though the wrestling was top-quality.

Road Dogg and Billy Gunn wanted to get out of their contracts months ago with TNA to get back into DX. TNA denied them out, so they're just waiting. As much as I hate to admit it, I think DX is pretty much done for. HBK and HHH are still supposed to be teaming up once in a while during the Orton fued, but unless they do some drastic changes in writing and actually PUSH a new stable to form that can hang with DX, D-X is probably dead.

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So is anyone else going "BIG BUCKS. BIG BUCKS. NO WHAMMIES... STOP!" tonight besides me during the draft?

FELIPE NO

Spoiler:

I kinda figured about 2 hours ago. I know a big ol' Vince McMahon Appreciation Stunner will happen tonight.

If not, it's not the first time I've been wrong.

I wonder if Snitsky has some kind of prop teeth to make them look that disgusting, as last time I remember seeing him on TV he had a big, bright smile?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I found out about this while bowling with my friends earlier today. I couldn't even watch Raw without crying. I'm still in shock and holding back. Benoit's going to be missed as he was one of the best wrestlers they ever had.

gah...

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Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

According to NoDQ.com, WWE is considering having Orton get the title. They figure that Cena is over enough as it is, and the fans would prefer seeing him chase Orton for the title than actually holding it for a while.

Triple H wants that. What Paul Levesque wants, Paul Levesque usually gets.

I watched the first part of RAW, and Mr. Kennedy's face when John Cena was saying all that shit looked as if he were trying to hold back laughter. After that though, RAW got hazey. I guess because it was so boring I went back to playing WoW and just listened to it, turning my head every now and then.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I got the Ladder Match DVD last night. Apparently WWE hasn't pulled this yet, as there is a CHris Benoit segment and about 3 or 4 matches with Chris Benoit in it. Gonna watch some of the matches here in a minute, tho.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, I skipped over the first match with Jake Roberts vs Junkyard Dog.. cause it was boring (I guess one of the first matches of its kind would be a bit boring, especially a match that's about exactly old as I am) But I watched a couple of other matches too. Stopped at the Rock vs Triple H one because my attention gathered somewhere else. I can't wait to relive the first TLC match (SummerSlam was held in Raleigh that year, and I *almost* went)

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Originally Posted by GoldfishX

That said...Damn, I want to see him snap Cena like a twig.

Everyone does. Cena is probably the most hated now for not dropping the title as Triple H usually is. It's only worse now because he's a face (even though the only people that really cheer him are kiddie posers and girls with the occasional military person) and still has the title. John Cena needs to lose the damn title, hell I wouldn't mind if he turned heel and started his rapping gimmick back instead of the guy who throws out funny one-liners every so often that aren't really funny. Some things he has said slayed me, but there are other times it was like that one kid who tries to act tough by calling out the faults of someone else, and he's not really tough just prolonging the beating he's got coming.

Apparently Edge is injured too. I hope it's serious enough he has to drop to Kane at GAB. I know I shouldn't be wishing anything like that, but damn.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by DarthSavior

BAH GAWD!

(smackdown spoiler):

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

The Great LAWLI

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Ugh. So much for Kane's title shot. Goddamnit, he's never ever again going to be WWE champion. Kennedy gets injured, Edge gets title. Edge gets injured being stupid and Kane gets screwed after so much build up and an actual "title chase" story is written for him. Booo.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I imagine there's going to be a match at SummerSlam. Jerry Lawler (lololol) against Booker T. Booker T will probably win the match (Or Jerry will win and will get attacked afterwards by Booker) and that's when Triple H comes out and attacks Booker.

It's to the point I'm only watching by habit and not because I actually want to. The storylines in Smackdown vs Raw 07 are more interesting than the ones on the actual show. :|

That was a pretty nasty fall on Hardy. You saw where Kennedy tried to somewhat help him without making it look like he was. Ouch.

FELIPE NO

Jeff Hardy suspended. It's an iffy situation anyway, as he wrote on his website WWE gave him time off to recover from that slip and fall he did on Raw the other week. Anyways, Umaga's going to be turned face in the next few weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

I notice Daivari had the old Muhammad Hassan music too~ I actually like that theme.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Looks like they may continue the limo bombing angle tonight on Raw, with Vince claiming he set the limo bomb and faked his own death. Look for Mr. Kennedy to be pushed as apart of this angle too. (if they still decide to go with it)

Also, this may be the start of the end of the tri-brand shit. Because apparently they held a meeting and this was one of the things discussed about trying to get ratings back. GOOD.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

When WWE received the 2.5 rating for Raw, there was real panic in Stamford, CT. One of the ideas discussed during the week was to combine the rosters, and eliminate the tri-branded direction. At least, it was discussed, and either way, expect WWE to push the reset button on Monday night.

Take what you will from it. Also Idol Stevens is fired and the Vince is Dead angle will probably open tonight's Raw. :|

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

Regal has been a running contender to be the General Manager of Raw. Don't be surprsied if he wins.

looool or not... not!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ahaha. Irwin R Shyster, that was awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Spoiler:

SPAM! NAM!

I'm loling over here. Seriously.

I was speaking idiomatically.