[PC] NOBDYH GVIE S A SHIT ABOUT DIABLO IIII

So. Dumb Question. If I start to farm Act 1 Hell (at least up until Skeleton King for now) for gear to try and complete the rest of the act, what should my DPS be at? I'm at about 3k (2.5 if I equip MF stuff) Or should I just equip gold find and then build my stash back up?

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm just getting skullraped by some of those rares and champions. The game has a nasty sense of humor of wanting to throw me wallers and jailers, mixed with plague or mortar. Best fucking one was a waller, jailer and desecrate. I die like 7 times before I can kill one of the minions (yes, I know. I suck) and when I kill the main mob itself, it wants to give me crap.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I have no life and I don't think I could ever do sit my fat ass in front of the PC enough to do that.

Also: Farming Act 1 hell has gotten easier since I've gotten a little DPS added. I'm at about 4.5k with gold and magic find. About to hit 55, so that's something!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I was on farming Act IV Hell with my friend, when the servers started acting funky. I got kicked off after we killed Izaul and the loot sprayed everywhere.

I was speaking idiomatically.

ahaha... Actually... it was. Well a dagger. had int, dex and reduce some kind of spell by 3 mana, damage to monsters on attack and I think convert attack to life.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Still in Act 1 myself. I know I gotta try and find gear that's vit, dex and resist for my Demon Huntard. Good place to farm? Act IV hell? or should I keep trying Whimseyshire?

FELIPE NO

So I haven't played in about a week, and I load up and there's been a patch. Apparently now you can sell stuff other than weapons and armor in the RMAH. Now you can sell dyes, crafting mats, gems, etc... (still no gold yet). This is great cause now I can attempt to get rid of my excess Tomes of Blacksmithing (well I guess I could have sold them for gold, but I'm hoping to make some cash from them heh)

Well according to diablofans... you can buy and sell gold. Hmmm

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, I changed my password and email associated with battle.net after that Blizzard Security Breach. One of the big things that concern me is they got secret questions and answers. It was kind of funny to see that no one in China was affected at all. Rumors flying about that it was the gold sellers trying to hack into the database to get all the info from people's D3 accounts since it some were dealing with real money. Tin foil hats are ready for wear!

That whole removal of Invulnerable Minions makes me happy in the pants. So many times I'd get the combination of: Arcane Sentry, Illusionist, Invulnerable Minions and Waller(or Jailer) and end up having to just restart the fucking game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

When you log into your Battle.net account, you can now change your secret question and answer as well as get a new mobile authenticator number (if you use the mobile one)

How ya doing, buddy?

Unofficial Patch 1.0.4 Changes - Paragon Levels, Skills and Legendary Passives - Diablo 3 Database (D3DB)

List of the new new Legendary passives, items, skill changes and Paragon Levels

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Introducing the Paragon System - Diablo III

In-depth Paragon leveling system.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I've noticed an increase in the amount of rares I've found as well. Plus it seems to be a bit easier to play as shit isn't killing me in two hits. Hopefully I can play and get some paragon levels under my belt and be a little more successful in the RMAH. Since next week the 5.0.4 patch hits WoW and then I'll be derping around on that

I was speaking idiomatically.

So there's a major uproar going on with battle.net. Iran has blocked any and all access to battle.net from their country.

Iran's government banned battle.net's IPs

Thread about it.

A blue responded about it on the eu forums:

Quote:

Our team has been watching this thread closely, and we understand the desire for more information about this situation. Blizzard Entertainment cannot speak to any reports surrounding the Iranian government restricting games from its citizens.

What we can tell you is that United States trade restrictions and economic sanction laws prohibit Blizzard from doing business with residents of certain nations, including Iran. Several of you have seen and cited the text in the Terms of Use which relates to these government-imposed sanctions. This week, Blizzard tightened up its procedures to ensure compliance with these laws, and players connecting from the affected nations are restricted from access to Blizzard games and services.

This also prevents us from providing any refunds, credits, transfers, or other service options to accounts in these countries. We apologize for any inconvenience this causes and will happily lift these restrictions as soon as US law allows.

It was blocked because (taken from the above thread in MMO-C):


1. Promotion of superstition and mythology
2. Promotion of violence due to too much violence.
3. Abolishing the deformation in sin.
4. Demonstration of inappropriate clothing and slutty outfits for female avatars.

So what do you guys think of that? I know it's kind of a political thing and it probably belongs in the Palace, but since it's regarding Battle.net/Blizzard, I'd figure I'd put it in here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It hasn't even been out a few hours and it's already that bad? I know it's early access for the next 3 days, when regular launch is the 28th. I suppose it's Warhammer all over again. In a rush to beat Blizzard's release dates, in turn putting out a rushed product. I wish EA would let Warhammer go free to play like they're doing with Star Wars, but meh.

FELIPE NO

Jesus christ. I guess I'll have to start working on Act 2. My gear is completely awful though so I don't know how I've managed to beat Act 1 Inferno with it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Skyria - Community - Diablo III

Might as well put mine up too. So I can get yelled at how bad I am. :P

I don't even know what to get my toon

Most amazing jew boots

I've just been playing around on the PS3 version lately. I get as many drops in that version than I did with the PC version: which is not at all. The AH closes in a couple of weeks. Shame I can't find something that will sell.

Anyone getting Reaper of Souls? I may try and get it when they release Diablo on PS4 as I believe I read something the next gen versions will have the expansion included too.

There's nowhere I can't reach.