[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Inc. WWE.com site crash. Of course I'm trying to sign up and keep getting errors

finally got in, signed up. here's to someone here becoming a winnar is us!

What sucks is that the first time EVER I mispelled my name, it would be on this. Thomaso. bah. hopefully tomorrow I can change the name on my second entry, if not bleh. watch me get called.

Most amazing jew boots

LOL that stupid guy trying to jump in the ring. That was hilarious. Even moreso with John Cena stopping the match. Kid's lucky he didn't get shot.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Rock's DVD comes out this Tuesday. I'm definitely going to have to pick this up. Even more so when I found out that this promo was added to it:

Billy's Prayer to God

I so miss promos like this. If I could go back 10 years just to relive these moments...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

When I heard Rick Astley I died. Seriously. The ultimate Rick Roll.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Slash

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I thought it was funny as fuck that some dude missed the phone call from McMahon

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It's even more hilarious because they call these people before the show starts to get their home addresses where to send the checks at. As well as tell them to keep the phone lines open for Vince's call.

I felt embarassed for that one woman who just flipped out over the phone... I mean sure, $175k is a lot of money, but damn. Don't be all psycho over the shit.

On another note... Cade out of NO WHERE and I think I'm going to like the idea of Jericho being Triple H's next feud.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well that's the only random part of it live. They don't know how much they're getting, just know that they are "finalists" and to keep the lines open to get a call from Vince. It'd be funny if the person who went completely psycho was the one who got $16 last night... I'm waiting for someone to get the shit deal of the money to be like "What? $10? I called off work to watch Raw tonight just to get $10? Fuck you Vince." and hang up. I'd be all night long.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Manny Biggz

I hope they use the fact that Cade was trained by HBK in this story. Could be something very enjoyable right of the start of his new singles run.

That was actually a planned angle years ago, where Lance Cade would be called HBCade (Heartbreak Cade) and have a feud with Michaels... never saw the day of light though, so I really hope it does in some form or fasion.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hmmm.. wonder what the deal is with the end. I know it's probably the end of the million dollar mania... but damn.

Also

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at triple H on Smackdown, of course that's probably the only way they can make him a heel

Pissed off too Kennedy JUST came to Raw and is now going back to SD. Bullshit.

Heh, I heard HBK out there at the end "Nobody let him move".

I don't think it was a fake death sort of thing. At least this time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

JR was legit pissed off. No one knew who was being traded until it popped up on the screen. I'm actually surprised they went ahead and gave th "thumps up" for Trips being on Smackdown, but eh. The show kind of needs someone of that calibur to be on there. I just hope they turn Cena heel since there are NO huge heels on Raw (Orton's out and Kennedy's thrown on SD now probably as punishment). I guess it'll be Jericho/Cena for a while until someone is ready. :\


rofl, yeah JR is pissed. He almost quit last night. I'd much rather King had been moved to SD and Foley to Raw. Of course I've always missed King calling Micheal Cole an idiot.

Could always be thankful we didn't get Mike Adamle

Well looks like unles Triple H returns to RAW before Taker gets back, Taker's going to be on Raw. Apparently they don't see eye to eye both personally and in a "political" sense. Some rumors going around that the prop failure and "disaster" that happened to Vince was Taker's doing. But we'll see.

Batista was busted open the hard way from colliding with Edge. I also see Batista beating Edge and Triple H staying the winner to reverse the titles again. Maybe Kane will keep his title and there will be two titles on Raw.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Manny Biggz

Jamie Noble is actually a amazing performer. He held the ROH World Title back in 2005. Now, if only he would stay away from the steroids for good now...

Jamie Noble was awesome during the invasion era. Him, Taijiri and Nidia were hilarious. Infact there was a Smackdown show I went to with a friend of mine, and you could hear us on TV in the crowd goinh "HECK NO I'M JAMIE NOBLE, BOY!" In that over-exaggerated southern accent. My favorie skit so far is when they were in that italian resturant and Nidia uses a noodle and kisses Taijiri and Jamie was like "Hold up son.. ME NEXT BABY ME NEXT!"

Gonna be interesting to see how everything is once the dust from the draft settles. Who knows, it could be for the better (and maybe Kane will get a real title run)

I was speaking idiomatically.

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Triple H won't go back to Raw, not for a while at least, because the move to Smackdown will benefit him greatly due to him about to have a second kid. Vince had told JR he "sacrificed" Triple H by moving him to Smackdown, but it was for Trips benefit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Rofl, Jamie Knoble slays me. Looks like they're almost making him like he was back in the attitude era.

FELIPE NO

They usually have a dark match after a show goes off the air. It's usually to help test out main events for upcoming pay per views and a way that the wrestlers can prepare for the PPV match by practing spots and bumps. They did it with Smackdown one time having Stone Cold come down and give some stunners to Kurt Angle (this was in 2002) and then Austin having beer with fans (he spilt beer on me and that was awesome. AWESOME)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You know, I've been reading up some on the whole Kane angle and I think I agree with some of the people on this. I wonder if the "is he alive or dead" doesn't just mean Paul Bearer but maybe

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Kane returning to his old mask with Paul Bearer helping him in his way

Maybe start a feud with Taker on Raw for that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I don't know what to make of this...

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

WWE has added actor, Freddy Prinze Jr., to their creative team. He started tonight with Raw and the SNME tapings. Prinze is best known for his hit comedy, "She's All That", "I Know What You Did Last Summer", both "Scooby Doo" movies, and of course, being married to Sarah Michelle Gellar.

:|

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Mike Adamle LOLOLOLOLOLOL

There's nowhere I can't reach.

rofl, did you hear the crowd? I actually think I heard someone say "What the fuck is this shit."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Rey Rey's having contract difficulties. He wants more money (and rightfully deserves it) but Vince thinks he's too injury prone for any kind of venture like that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I bet TNA tries to suck him up. They need one BIG name like that to make people tune in. Not that he would do much, but people will tune in to see him shout "WOOOO".

I dunno, kinda can't wait to watch Raw tonight to see the (lol..) Adamle Administration...

I was speaking idiomatically.

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FRESH ideas? This is nothing more than a rehash of that Hardcore title match they'd used to have at PPVs and on TV. Not the 24/7 rule, but those 10 minute hardcore madness matches or whatever they used to call them. It's actually cheapening the meaning of the WCW title (which is probably the purpose it was done with that title and not the WWE one)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It kind of sucks because Jericho doesn't want the feud to end. Personally I don't either, since this is the best feud they've had written in a long time. They don't build this shit up like that anymore and it makes me sad. If more rivalaries got this much build up, it would get tremendously better.

FELIPE NO

Sad thing is I had an idea for this kind of gimmick a few years ago. Even tossed it around my buddies as my gimmick for their promotion. But that's the way it goes :|

I'm hoping for a Rock or Austin to eventually come up (Stone Cold Charlie Haas or The Charlec. Something like that heh)

Raw was very interesting. Looking forward to next week though. Why?

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Kane's old mask

of course the writers will fuck it up again and nothing will come of it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Well, they obviously need more Jamie Noble storylines.

I'll agree with this. Moreso because I loved the Jamie Noble/Tajiri/Nidia storylines back in 2001-2002.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

I haven't been following wrestling for quite a while, but I just heard that Mick Foley is going to TNA and I have to know what the hell that is all about about? He seemed like a guy would who would remain WWE guy forever. Did they piss him off or something?

Basically, Vince has fucked him over and over in the recent years. The last straw for him was that he was supposed to be involved in the Taker/Edge Hell in the Cell because of it being the anniversary of his and Taker's HitC match, then LOLVINCE decided to have him wrote out of it after the beating Edge gave to him on Smackdown. Nail. Coffin. DONE. Foley's in TNA now on a limited contract but may end up staying if he likes it.

Also I want to see: Stone Cold Charlie Haas and/or THE HAAS

Which I have to say that I'm lovin Santino more and more. With his "Baptista" and that Honky Tonk meter is comedy gold, which makes me wonder if Honky Tonk Man is going to show up at some point.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The whole Hell in the Cell thing basically was just what drove it to being done. He didn't like the commentary aspect because Vince would keep yelling in the headset at him as if he were doing a poor job or something. I dunno though, I just know he'd be better off in TNA... if TNA would get off their ass and stop being Total Nonstop Gimmick wrestling.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So I went to see some of the results so far and came across this little gem about Charlie Haas:

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Charlie Haas has posted a new blog on his official WWE fan page, where he discusses various topics including dropping a hint at who he may be impersonating next. He writes, "AND WHAT SO MANY OF YOU ( & I ) HAVE BEEN ANTICIPATING.....WHO'S TO COME THIS WEEK from your's truly..."Mr. Personality - or as many refer to me as "The Man of Many Faces"! Well, all I can "clue" ya in on is that you may be knowing this week a bit sooner than usual - catch my drift?!!?" The title of the blog is "What AND WHO's next...?...!"

I take that as either

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Stone Cold or Goldberg

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?