[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Slash

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CRYME TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YO YO YO YO, CHECK YO HOMIES AND POP A FO'TY, IT'S CRYME TYME!!

maaaan I was JUST as shocked when I heard that. lol

I'm getting more and more behind Santino. I swear, whoever writes his stuff is classic. "Did you have dinner with him? Did you have kibbles with the bits." "I should have been in the bank money match or the Royal Battle"

Most amazing jew boots

Apparently the incest angle they had with Paul Burchill is getting dropped. Since WWE wants to go back and target a younger crowd again. Which means (if there is anything that should fucking go right in the wrestling world) the pirate gimmick may come back.

How ya doing, buddy?

Actually, I half expect an Elimination Chamber. Mainly because of Matt Hardy wanting a piece of Orton. With them probably moving CM Punk to Raw or maybe throw Kennedy in the mix (Where the hell has he been anyway, this is his second week not on Raw...)

Actually I hope Orton retains the title somewhat, now. I want to see a Triple H/JBL side feud for a while. Or have JBL win and it then bcomes a feud for the title.

Also, apparently some wrestler (either former or current, news people aren't allowed to say just yet, it seems) sold their house in Atlanta.. and the person who bought it found 2 shoeboxes in a wall that had steroids in it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Looks like Orton is gonna be a pop in July too. On a side note.. in some interview Shane did... said there might be another WWE brand to pop up... I imagine they're probably going to bring out WCW as an attempt to get rid of TNA... blech.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

looooooool

lol'in at this tidbit from Wrestlemania:

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

There were several fights in the stands during WrestleMania. Also, one man was tasered by security, which led to a "Holy shit!" chant, as well as a "Don't tase me bro!" one.

I'd pay to have seen that go on and hear that "Dont tase me, bro" chant.

Also, Trish Stratus seems to be high on TNA and has admitted to not watching WWE regularly but only keeps up with it through weekly radio shows. Maybe we'll see her in TNA?

How ya doing, buddy?

Here's something interesting:

Michaels Hayes wants to move Triple H from Raw to Smackdown to fued with Taker, being the heel in the long feud. However, Triple H does want to be a heel again, he also wants to have a title run on Raw. Trips doesn't want to be on Smackdown though... be interesting if he is indeed moved on the draft lottery coming up.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

King of the Ring was always the May PPV I thought. Could have been June.

Guess we know why Raw is 3 hours next week.

also lolin' at Santino "We are the real weiners!" Someone make these catch phrases into shirts asap. I swear.

How ya doing, buddy?

That's actually Santino's bit, getting things mixed up like that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'd be an awesome commentator... if I didn't have Vince and Steph screaming in my ear telling me what to say. I'd be all "HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT, TAZZ? DAMN SON" Oh wait, something good would have to happen on ECW to warrant me to be that excited.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Unexpected tite changes out of no where are always good. I'd probably have some swerve to it though. The match would be No DQ, no countouts, title on the line, Anything Goes type of match. (It's actually said "Anything Goes" on TV by whoever makes the match.) The ref cannot stop the match unless there is a pinfall. (Also emphasised, but left vague for the purpose it will serve later.)

Say Orton and Triple H are going at it backstage and Orton hits the RKO on him on something (car, table, whatever) and as he goes for the cover, Kennedy comes out and nails him with whatever he has, then covers Orton 1...2..3 even makes the ref count it. Title change. Next week on Raw Orton and Triple H both moan and bitch about the title change shouldn't have counted and Kennedy is all like "Sorry Charlie, it was ANYTHING GOES which, to your moronic little brain means just exactly what it says, Anything...Goes. I took the oppertunity and attacked and pinned Orton. I'm the new WWE champion, the sooner you realize it and get over it, the better off we'll all be." blah blah blah.. Immense feud is started and Raw gets interesting again.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

JBL.. to win it and keep his claim that he's a "Wrestling... GOD..." only to be dethroned by Triple H at the end and he crowns himself "King of Kings" while that awesome Motorhead song plays and he perches himself on top of the throne looking like Arthas.. I MEAN CONAN

I was speaking idiomatically.

LOL WHAT!?!? Roffle it's really them.

"deliever the people's elbow"... I died.. just a little... and not in the good way...

McCain is going to be hilarious.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well what did you expect? lol... horrible written and you know she was wincing from the overbearing puns written in...

Also I want someone to make shirts with Santino sayings. NOW. I literally lol and at his promos more and more.


Do you smell.... what the Barock... is cooking... /facepalm

the Mac... CAINIACS... looooooool

FELIPE NO

That's the deadest I've ever heard the crowd with The Rock's intro...

I know someone's going to interrupt.. god.. I hope it's the Rock...


Never... ever... ever... been so happy to see Umaga.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The crowd was behind it too... although I thought Neo-Bill was kinda funny.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Slash

Umagas a tweener. I prefer him as that because its fun to watch him just beat the hell out of anyone, whether it be Val, Cena, JBL or Orton.

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I don't know but I think that Regal looks pretty awesome with

A) The Music
B) The Robe
and C) Just the look he has

Perhaps the return of LORD Steven Regal?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It might be the set up for CM Punk's move to Raw, though.

In other news, Michael Hayes was suspended for 60 days apparently for illicit remarks against Mark Henry... I can't say that this is completely too coincidental seeing as how he was planning on having Triple H move to Smackdown on the next Draft Lottery. But hey, what do I know?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Depends if Jericho threw the X up in the air or not at some point. If the X was thrown out, then the injury's probably real. Then again, Michaels' knees have been giving him problems recently and he came back earlier than he was supposed to to help out when Trips was out with his injury. Face it, the people we grew up watching into the mid and late 90s are getting on up there. I think this year marks Taker's 20th year in the WWF(E). I just hate to see the great talent go and we are left with just about shit for the torch to be passed on to.

The funny thing about the fatal fourway match is that I had forgotten earlier today to make a virtual Backlash PPV sim on SvR 08 and did it about the time the match took place.. and it pretty much panned out exactly the way the PPV did... weird.

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I probably sense a heel turn on Raw by Trips, unless since he's got another kid on the way, he won't turn heel again. Either way I think this may be his last run as champion as how now both knees aren't exactly going to be 100% again and he even said himself 12-time champion would feel pretty good to retire with.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

LOL!!!

Well, that was certainly different tonight. :P

I've got a bit of an idea... Why don't we make our own PPVs? If I can find a way to record PS3 footage on my PC, I could do matches we could make up for PPVs. I'm sure they'll be better to watch than the stuff on TV lately.

Other than that, Raw was interesting and they did manage to do something different. Also Murdoch didn't have a bad country singing voice. :P

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well, apparently Michaels DID tweak his knee at Backlash and a ref did throw the X out, but it wasn't as bad as everyone thought and alot of it was infact "show"

Big props to Triple H for using the Crippler Crossface and it seems now that the whole Benoit crap is slowly dying out and not become as taboo as it once was. Regal even mentioned something about that in a recent interview saying that his matches with benoit were on Youtube and was some of his best work and likes how people have moved past it the "bad" and focused on the wrestling aspect.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

His walk out on ECW *is* a storyline. They're having him be like that on purpose.

Also, I died at Piper. "The Super Mario Brother." lewl. That burn on Santino was classic though.

But Santino is still great. "Rodney the Piper" rofl.

FELIPE NO

Well, I'd have to unlock everyone first and that's hard to do because of the way the shit is set up. I don't have any fan popularity because apparently it's COOL to lose 15 points when I have to rest. (that and I only make 2k/week in season mode)

Even then, I'd have to find out how to record the footage to the PS3... suck thing is I can't set up PPVs in the game like in the past games, they just have King of the Ring style tournaments. :|

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I dunno, something really doesn't set right with me on that. Regal was in line for a HUGE feud with Triple H after he was done with Orton, which Taker was supposed to go on Raw and start a program with Orton.

I'm very confused about everything that happened last night.

Ah it becomes clear now. Regal was suspended for his second Wellness Policy Violation. Ok, I feel better now knowing there was a reason behind the change in plans.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So uhm... $1 million eh. I wonder what's going on here. :\ Of course I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of one of those weekly prizes... :3

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

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Taker was "banned" from WWE. Just like Michaels had to permanently retire, or how Taker was "fired" back in 2000.

If you think about it though, Taker has done it all. So I think he deserves a bit of a break/resting point. Let some of the other wrestlers wrestle lose to Edge.

And ya'll know that Teddy Long is going to rehire the Undertaker, just like he rehired the Big Show.

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I have a problem with that. The problem is Big Show QUIT the WWE and had no intention of going back.. at least not until he rested up. Vince didn't want him taking time off and Show desperately needed the time off. That's why I was surprised when he came back for Wrestlemania.

Taker's just having a long needed break. He probably has another couple years in him and then he's going to retire. I imagine he'll come back to Raw and have a run for the WWE title for a bit.

I just don't understand what the big deal with them wanting to keep the title on Edge. I really fucking hate that guy, worse than Cena and its not what he did to Matt either. I never liked him much to begin with.

Also, Orton's out with a broken collarbone for a while. Fun times. Who's going to be top heel now on Raw :|

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.