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Here's a bit more of a detailed version of the hissy fit Stephanie threw:

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

Dave Kapoor a.k.a. Ranjin Singh, the translator for The Great Khali, was scolded by Stephanie McMahon on Monday night after RAW.

In the final segment on RAW where a bunch of people came out, drank drinks and pretty much broke kayfabe, Stephanie felt Kapoor was having too much fun. The broadcast showed a shot of him smiling and having a good time, just like most everyone else.

After the show, Stephanie called him over and told him that his behavior was highly unprofessional. She also intimated that if he didn't take "the job of a lifetime" seriously that he could very well be let go by WWE. Stephanie also added that someone on creative shouldn't be an on-screen character (he's a member of the creative team). Stephanie said that she went to bat for him in the past, and that he'd he better not screw it up.

lolin @ creative shouldn't be on TV.

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Thought everyone would enjoy a blast from the past so I found this during my insomniatic night.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I found the Royal Rumble commercial this year to be quite good. Michael Buffer getting superkicked at the end was a nice touch. Still has a long way to go from Summerslam's 2003 promo where Brock Lesnar F-5'd that shark.

Maybe I'm just tired of the whole Iraq thing and I just didn't really care for this Raw. I guess that makes me unpatriotic, which must mean I'm an "Unamerican" lolol. Seriously though, I thought it was a bit lame, especially Cena Clause. :|

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lol Eminem. Are you serious? Cena vs Eminem in a rap off? Actually from what I had read way back when, K FED had impressed alot of people backstage and was actually being trained to do a short lived stint as a wrestler... then all that just... petered out. As far as Eminem goes... maybe it's a change of Cena's style fromo MR. MARINE back to his "Dr. of Thuganomics" persona?

3 majors things can fix WWE.

A. GET THE FUCK RID OF ECW. Let it die and be gone. Maybe having the ECW reunion PPV every year with ECW-only talent. (Meaning the people associated with it before it fell into Vince's hands. Give Paul E. Dangerously full creative control for it)

B. DROP ALL THESE EXTRA FUCKING TITLES AND JUST MERGE THE GODDAMN BRANDS. This gives everyone a chance to have some kind of spotlight. The seperate brands don't work, they never did. The closest they came to actually working is at first when the champions were the ones who switched shows.

C. HIRE FUCKING WRITERS WHO HAVE EXPERIENCE WATCHING THE PRODUCT FOR OVER 20 YEARS. Goddamn. We don't need soap opera writers. We don't want people who wrote shitty-ass one liners for Seinfeld. We need people who are excited about writing awesome storyline and angles. I'm tired of seeing pointless feuds from people who have no business challenging each other unless there's a really good goddamn reason for it. We're all tired of seeing the suckfest of HHH/Cena/HBK/Orton and whoever else is sucking the big WWE dick being the only ones allowed challenging for the title. You have no fucking idea how happy I was to see Jeff Hardy get a second shot at the title. He needs to stay in the title hunt, imo. They need fresh faces for it too. Throw Kennedy in it and toss out Cena and Orton for a while. Triple H is ok now since he's been a really good sport (aside from his injury) and stayed away from the title since losing it to Cena at WM 22. But christ, come on... let other people have a shot. These guys aren't getting younger and some of my favorites are retiring or contemplating retirement now. :|

I was speaking idiomatically.

We all know Triple H is going to win the title. He hasn't held it in 2 years while he dicked around (LOL) with DX and was injured. He'll even pin Cena for it since he's yet to beat Cena for the title at Wrestlemania. If Trips doesn't win at Mania, I'll be completely shocked. I just want to see other people in the contendership of the damn title. Needs some fresh faces. Kane needs to get back into it (if he's not gone yet. I don't watch ECW and didn't like the fact they moved Kane there anyway).

I have to say I'm not a huge Cena fan, but that shirt was pretty cool. At first I thought it was a custom-made Punch Out shirt or something, but realized it was done in the old Nintendo brand cartridge box cover. I was all omg !

Man you could tell not even JR and King were into the matches. They were just quiet and probably did a fair share of bitching after Raw went off the air about the lack of effort being put into it. The crowd was just dead.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I never stop laughing when I remember that classy Nash-comes-back-for-all-of-ten-seconds-and-blows-his-knee moment.

What made that more hilarious for me was HBK was all "Triple H, this is what's going to happen to you, if you don't join the nWo" and he pointed towards Nash writhering on the ground.

I actually think.. maybe... just maybe... Cena's getting a heel turn. More people seemed to boo him more than they did Triple H last night. I'm liking this. I also wouldn't mind seeing Triple H win at Mania then Kennedy screws him over setting up a Kennedy/Triple H fued.

Also looks like the plan with Kennedy being mr. Mcmahon's son is starting to come back to light.

How ya doing, buddy?

You know, another possibility... and it's only as likely as match placement. If MItB is the first match, Kennedy wins... and BEFORE the Triple threat match starts, he's rested up well enough to turn it in then and it goes from being a triple threat, to a four way match.

Well I use the term "screw over" As it's usually used in which he beats Triple H (or whoever wins) after the grueling match and they're weak and all that.

Infact, he could even use his title shot at Mania, still yet lose to Triple H and to keep Trips face, Kennedy on Raw the following night does the McMahon announcement in which Vince DEMANDS Kennedy get a second chance that night.. and for the first time in god, what, 10 years? There's an actual fucking WWE championship change on RAW.

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Ok let me rephrase, one that's not as a result of disciplinary action.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

I think we already covered that one, mortis. XD Also, once Hornswoggle goes it'll be a damn shame because he is a very liked character in the WWE. So was Cryme Time, damn it.

Cryme Tyme was canned because of innappropriate behavior. They "improvised" and used their finisher on a Ref at a house show, when it wasn't in the script nor the ref had prior knowledge and knew how to take the move.

Dd anyone else notce that during Burchill's last match, everyone started chanting "You're a Pirate!"? I lol'd.

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You hear Vince slip up and call him Fit Finlay?

Mayweather is too busy trying to keep up the "thug" image to do any kind of "serious acting". He has no concept of the WWE way things are done and plays it off as it's a joke. (well, it is becoming a joke, but you know what I mean).

That's what bugs the shit out of me when they get a celebrity or someone like that involved in a storyline. They're too busy trying to play their image than try to take this "serious" and by serious I mean the professional standards that Vince would hope they would have upon hiring them. That much was proven when they had the replay of the Big Show tossing that MMA guy around, they muted Mayweather's bullshit sprouting. (Also when they said MMA fight, I soooo expected to hear Shamrock's or even Lesnar's theme) He's being very unprofessional and I just can't stand that shit.

Also John Cena does not need to be near color commentary. Why? HE SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT. augh.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Spoiler:

It's because his new theme music sucks, he should've kept the old one.

Spoiler:

That would have required them to pay ESPN more royalties for using it, since the theme Jeff used forever is originally ESPN property, IIRC

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I wouldn't be surprised if Cena was put up to talking shit on the Rock, to try and coax him back for another run. Hell Rock vs Cena would be interesting to watch, only because we know that NO ONE is going to boo The Rock during that match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I honestly believe Triple H is going to end up leaving Wrestlemania with the title. Mainly because he's lost the last 2 to Cena. If he doesn't walk out champ, I expect a heel turn from him hat night or the next on Raw depending on who won. Honestly, I think Cena should be turned heel now. He got booed big time during that tag match on Raw, especially when he did that "You can't see me" shit to Triple H in the corner.

I just hope Kennedy is thrown in the mix soon, especially with it being "out of the bag" that Hornswoggle is not the son. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I seriously wouldn't mind seeing a Triple H/Kennedy feud, especially if they leave Kennedy heel for it.

When the hell is Bobby Lashley coming back anyway.

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I need to lay my hands on some of this Ring of Honor stuff. I keep hearing such great things about it.

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I have all ideas that Kennedy will probably win MitB again and use it that night with a little to-do from Vince. It would be too perfect to have it revealed at WM that Kennedy is his son while at the same time screwing whoever wins the triple threat, out of the title. (In my guess it would probably be Triple H) Setting up a mammath of a fued up.

Hardy will get back up to where he is again. It's probably what the talk him and Vince had before Raw was all about. Of course he'll be a jobber for a bit, like Kennedy was and then once that time has passed, get back in the spotlight.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Except Kennedy didn't have a choice since he was going to be out with an injury for an unknown amount of time.

Well, before he dropped the titleshot against Edge, it was assumed he'd be out 6 months... but then afterwards it was found out that it wasn't as serious as they thought and he ended up being out 6 weeks.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sure it was Big Show and not Batista? I want to say that was also the rumble that Vince tore both quads trying to get to the ring, furious because the spot was botched.

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oh nevermind, I'm stupid. :P Actually I think I just didn't really care much about it then because that's when I started to get rather bored and would just have it on Raw because it was habit. :|

How ya doing, buddy?

ON Raw, I thought I heard JR say 7 participants in the MitB match. Were they planning on letting Jeff still participate (and do the job) or was Matt taking his place?

nevermind.. answered my own question heh.

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

# The word of Jeff Hardy's 60-Day Suspension made word around the locker room on Monday (3.10.08) before Raw. Hardy was advertised for the weekend house shows, but had been pulled from them with no reason given.

# WWE policy now is to announce failures of the wellness policy and or suspensions publicly, but not to give the details of the failure. The belief is that the failure was not for steroids, but the fear is that mainstream media will attack the suspension with the "steroid claim" since it is wrestling.

# Hardy was pulled from the WrestleMania card and the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. Hardy was looked at as a favorite, and there was a plan for him to win at one point. The one thing that was for sure is that he was going to have along program with Chris Jericho, which began a few weeks back. With the Hardy suspension, Jericho is now without a program.

# Hardy's suspension will end in mid-May, but company policy is that if you are suspended during the build to a PPV, you miss that PPV. This means that Hardy will not likely be back on TV until June 1st. That also means that he will miss out of PPV bonuses from WrestleMania, Backlash and Judgment Day on top of two months of house show and downside guarantee money. When Hardy was suspended the first time in 2007, he missed Summerslam. Due to his position on the card company estimates figure that Hardy lost out on $100,000 for that suspension.

# As far as his future with the company, it is hard to see how WWE will judge him. The company feels that recreational drug use and steroid abuse are two different ball games. For example, Chavo Guerrero had two suspensions for steroid positives, but came back and is now in the middle of a big push as the ECW Champion and associated with Edge. When Rob Van Dam got busted in 2006, as the ECW and WWE Champion, the feeling was that they wouldn't be giving the world title to someone that is questionable. The feeling is that no matter his popularity, it will be a long time before Hardy could earn back the trust to get a world title run.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Well, I hope Hardy can get back up to where he was after this. I mean, if a guy who shitted in a Diva's bag

Speaking of that, maybe it's because I wasn't paying much attention to it last night, did I hear Cena right and he was like "I AM FLUENT IN SAMOAN! UMAGA'S RIGHT, RANDY ORTON IS A WEIRD LITTLE MAN WHO LISTENS TO BOY BANDS AND SHITS IN BAGS!"

I swear that's what he said...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Woah shit, anyone see this?

Originally Posted by wrestlezone

WWE is holding a fan event at Universal Studios in Orlando right next to the building where TNA is taping Impact tonight. Apparently WWE has hired security to keep anyone from either company to make contact with each other and prevent any “trouble“ from going down. The idea doesn’t seem to be working very well though since apparently several wrestlers from both companies were able to convince security to go talk to their friends working for the opposite promotion.

But then TNA made a bone-headed move...

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There were a number of wrestlers in TNA who were upset over management’s decision to show Robbie McAllister during Thursday’s live Impact. One source said the wrestlers thought it was a classless act, since Robbie was only there to see his friend Johnny Devine work and he’s now in trouble with Vince.

So the Highlanders are probably FUCKED right about now and I'm sure Robbie's probably going to get phased out or just straight up fired for this... even though it's of no fault of his own (and most of TNA talent agrees it was complete bullshit). End result is Robbie was sent home and won't be a part of WM 24.

Where I could see where Vince could be "Paranoid" about letting his talent go over and talk with their friends over at TNA... these guys are grown up (well, except for Orton lololol) and probably were there just to chill with their friends. I imagine though that Vince had some of his scouts over to check out TNA for espionage purposes.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well Chavo and a couple of others visited TNA too. (Chavo went because his uncle is the spanish color commentator)

Also TNA fucked a couple hundred fans over too. For the live event they held on Thursday they only let about 200 or so fans in, the other 700 seats were given to "special VIPs" They had people standing in line for over 6 hours to get in to watch the show that got turned down.

I'm also fairly positive Vince isn't going to allow any TNA people at the Hall of Fame... of course with the shitty move management put in, he may allow them so he can be see as the "good guy" tonight.

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Oh he can find a way. He could claim that they only want to attend the HoF to spy on talent and try to lure some away. I'm sure he can be quite underhanded that way. There have been TNA stars in the past who've bought tickets to WWE events and were told to leave by security while some were even denied having their tickets validated. I think I remember one instance where some guy paid a fan for their ticket so he could get in because he was denied a ticket at the counter for being TNA personell.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yep, someone will screw Big Show over setting up a feud for him to resolve at Backlash.

HoF on now, let's see if any TNA wrestlers are there


Oh I think the Rock's going to make a comeback of some sorts... that look on his face.. he's remembering what it's like.. Yeah I wouldn't be surprised to see a final match out of him at some point.

lol One More Match chant.... ooooh yeah....

That whole segment was just hilarity.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

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How can they have screwed the MITB bank match up like that.

They had 2 choices:

a) Kennedy win.

b) Jericho win and turn heel, start trash talking like he used to.

BUT NO they went for the third option.

c) Faggotry.


Thanks alot Vince.

Barring Cena losing that was probably the worst Paperview I have ever seen; period.

Spoiler:

They ALWAYS go with Faggotry when it comes to storylines.

I read that Oddsmaker.com were actually taking bets on Wrestlemania last night... Isn't that a bit much like betting against Rocky in Rocky III?

I'm actually halfway looking forward to Raw tonight, to see what directions people are going after Mania.. oh and expect a Draft Lottery again, maybe April 21st.

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