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hikarub
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Old Oct 26, 2006, 09:09 AM Local time: Oct 26, 2006, 10:09 PM #1 of 11
Jesus de Sade:
Spoiler:
At his party, Jesse walks into what looks like Jesus de Sade filming a porn movie. At first Jesse's like, "Whoa cool, can I watch?" but then he notices the little under-age girl sobbing in the corner and goes ballistic, beating Jesus into a pulp.


Word of God:
Spoiler:
Whenever Jesse uses this power, whether intentionally or unintentionally, it just makes me laugh:
1) "Go SHIT yourself." - KKK member looks behind him and realizes he just did;
2) Jesse punches a guy who stabbed Tulip: "FUCKING DIE!!"
policeman #1: "Holy shit, he's dead!"
policeman #2: "That's.....a heckuva punch...."
3) "Go Fuck yourself." (you can guess what happened to the Sheriff who he said that to).





Jam it back in, in the dark.
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f@#$ing customers!!"
- Randall to Dante (Clerks)
hikarub
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Old Oct 29, 2006, 05:57 AM Local time: Oct 29, 2006, 06:57 PM #2 of 11
Regarding the Word of God, here's another one, if I remember correctly:

Spoiler:
There's a guy torturing Cassidy with a bolt-action rifle when Jesse walks in and starts walking towards him. The guy knows about his power and aims his rifle at him.

Guy: "Yeah, I know about that power of yours, you say stuff and make people do whatever you want. Well, just try it! One word, muthafucker! Just one word and I'll blow your fucking head off!!"
Jesse: (still walking towards the mook) "Miss."
Guy: (shoots the wall towards Jesse's left) "Fuck!" (keeps shooting anywhere except at Jesse) "FUCK!!"


Fucking Funny!

The whole story ended well enough though. Didn't you all think it had a good ending?




There's nowhere I can't reach.
"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f@#$ing customers!!"
- Randall to Dante (Clerks)

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