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I thought that earwax was sort of an insect repellent or something, so I've been wondering if these are super spiders or if the kid's earwax just didn't do its job.
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More like the mom probably cleaned that kid's ears with Q-tips every day. If that kid had a normal amount of earwax, this story couldn't have been possible; I guarantee it. It's almost sad, because this obsession with cleanliness is why kids today wind up with allergies and asthma.
Also, eww.

I feel bad for the kid. The most disgusting thing involving insects that has ever happened to me was drinking some Diet Rite with a moth in it. I took a sip, realized it tasted like ass, and upon pouring it out, saw a moth, one wing ripped off, still squirming about. Yeah, those things taste a million times worse than that awful stench that stays around when you squish them.
Jam it back in, in the dark.