Cleaning the house

I live in a fairly constant state of disorder, though occasionally I'll get sick enough of it that I'll try to clean everything so there's not piles of papers and shit everywhere.

Sheets are usually changed shortly after I wind up sleeping in my bed without showering, since the sheets always feel really scuzzy afterwards.

Vacuuming isn't that often since I take my shoes off at the door and don't eat in my room, so there's not a whole lot of mess that's made. I still do it now and then since somehow dirt manages to still accumulate.

Girlfriend tends to get grossed out by the tub/sink much quicker than I do, so she'll generally just take forever brushing her teeth one night and it turns out she was actually cleaning it.

I'm the kind of person that doesn't mind being messy, but it has to be a clean messy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.