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5. One day, I came home from work and saw this enormous, disgusting robe sitting on my bed. Wanting to know more, I went to the living room where my mom and nana were and inquired, "what is that disgusting shit robe on my bed?" She and my nana gave me a look of such immense disappointment. When I laughed and asked why she gave me that face, she said "that was your uncle John's."
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I remember one day where I came home all excited, since I had had a ton of tests and kicked ass on all of them, but everyone looked really depressed at home. I said, "What happened, it looks like someone died here!" trying to be funny. My aunt, one of only two relatives my dad ever really talked to on his side of the family, had had a heart attack and died earlier that day.
Jam it back in, in the dark.