I suck at dealing with girls...

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

And a final note? If you say you don't like beer you haven't had enough of them. I'd issue an open challange to find me someone who doesn't like one single beer.

I've been trying different kinds for a few years now and I still can't find any I like.

It could just be that beer gives me the absolute worst indigestion on earth whenever I have even just one glass.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Can you name some that you've tried? I have an inkling that Frank is correct.

A good start would be Guiness, Yuengling, Blue Moon, and Sam Adams for the things I've had recently.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Fresh Frank

...you've had Yuengling? What were you doing on the east coast? What's more, I'd offer you the same advice I gave our intrepid hero here: Head to a local brewery. They have people at these places who are specifically trained to help people like yourself find something to drink.

The bar closest to my college had $5 Yuengling pitchers every night, so every now and then we'd hit there and get a pizza + pitcher. I could eat a whole goddamned pizza on my own, but give me one slice and one glass of beer and much stomach feels like shit all night.

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Also, maybe you'd like something lighter than those mentioned. I'd try a nice light lager, or maybe even a pale(r) ale. Seasonal beverages often find homes with those who normally dislike beer as well, and this is the season for pumpkin ale and whatnot.

I tend to drink darker beers since I feel light ones taste more like horse piss than anything else. Also had some Sam Adams Harvest Ale or something that I felt was pretty mediocre.

Of course, you're also talking to someone who thinks Diet Pepsi is the pinnacle of beverages, so it might be a bit of a lost cause.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.