You Can't Make This Shit Up

Never actually read all the way through the flag code.

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# No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.

But what other trunks could Rocky have worn?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Do you think it's right to do anything as long as it's legal? =\

There's nowhere I can't reach.