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As an environmentalist you shouldn't choose to be cremated because it takes a lot of energy to heat an area up high enough to get you to burn into nothing.
A much more environmentally friendly method would be to chop you up, stick you into brown paper bags from the grocery store (hopefully made with a large amount of post-consumer content) and chuck you into the ground so you could decompose properly. Jam it back in, in the dark. |