You are a threat to national security

Just about every time I fly I get taken aside and put into the high security line, though it's not a huge problem since I tend to get to the airport way early.

One time I tried to take a jar of mostly eaten peanut butter onboard an airplane with me (I had a loaf of bread, too), but they won't let me take it since they said it was a gel.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Eventually, the port officials accepted the truth and let Justine keep her crossbow, provided it remained sealed in a special box they gave her, and it was stowed in the luggage hold where nobody could access it.

But I almost became stranded in New Jersey due to a stupid souvenir.

Wait a sec, did she have the crossbow in her carry-on?

How ya doing, buddy?