Eating liquid

Milkshakes. Just be sure that you don't make it so think that you have to suck really hard, since that can pull stitches out or hurt other things after you've had oral surgery.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

For a large milkshake I usually put in 2-3 scoops of ice cream (depending on how big the scoops are) in the blender, some chocolate syrup, and then put in just a little bit of milk at first (just enough to make it liquidy). If it's still too thick after blending I'll just add a little more milk.

If you like oatmeal you should also try cream of wheat. Put in some milk and sugar (or brown sugar) for another good, warm treat that's a bit finer grained than oatmeal so it should be easier for you to eat.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Heh, I remember only being on non-solid food four about four days when I had my wisdom teeth out. I was a little used to the pain since I had already had a couple of operations like that before. When I was little I had all of my eyeteeth pulled (baby ones) and a few years later the first set of molars (baby and permanent) were removed. In all I had had thirteen teeth pulled before my wisdom teeth, so they weren't so bad in comparison.

Worst part is when your teeth are good enough to chew, but hitting them with a metal spoon hurts soooooooooo bad. ;_;

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.