Ultraviolet

Regardless of their intent, though, you have to admit this: the segway in which she encounters--and subsequently fights--the Chinese Vampires is hilariously atrocious, and in conjunction with the merry-go-round scene leaves a really defiled taste in your mouth. Sure, the music was ok, as were the dizzying, gravity-defying motorcycle scenes, but if you were really aching to see all of THAT, you should have just gone to see 2001: A Space Odyssey, an infinitely better movie that was made in 1968 (hmmm...).

Thumbs WAY down here, though it may be good to mock and laugh at with others (if so, once and only once, lest dire consequences involving terrible, excruciating dreams containing strange, polychromatic neon-light entities shrieking at the sky for divine mercy will follow).

Good cinematography, though... it gets this I______I close to redeeming it, but it does not quite do so--not quite at all.

Jam it back in, in the dark.