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I would be very sad, but if it were absolutely necessary, then I would blind the elephant by shooting both it's eyes with the deadly precision of a laser guided gun of some sort. As a result, it will rampage off in random directions, or flinch in pain *cringe* and wouldn't be after me anymore. Animal Control can't take care of the rest.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |