Baby names

This reminds me of some gossip from when I was in grade school that some young kid got a girl knocked up and they named their kids "Buzz Lightyear" and something equally as immature.

Anyways, I would be cruel in naming my kids and would want them to have fancy combinations of names that wouldn't fit with my last name at all. Of course you could mix up any of these names since they are so unique. I just dislike the fact that every other girl is named: "Sarah" or "Ashley", or every other boy is "John" or "Joseph" (no offense ) Short versions might become hard:


Mayabelle/Maiabelle Allegro LeMay (Maya/Maia)
Floretta Scherzina LeBeau (Flor)
Shirona Milver Tercettina (Ro?)
Alvilia Presta Descolis (Vili?)


Well I can't think of much boy names that are neat without being overly flamboyant.

Rexford Maxis
Orbison Villet

How ya doing, buddy?

Yes...all to delude myself into feeling top-class
If Orbison is a country singer then I'm not using that for sure....oh wait I just remembered that Orbison was a SMRPG monster...definitely not using that.

I would also make sure that the first name is easily pronounced. Surprisingly, people have so much trouble with "Kristian" even though it's Christian with a K instead -_-; You get all sorts of funky pronunciations.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Discordia! Another wacky way to punish my kid before they have conscious choice!

I'll add Persephone, Athena, Minerva for the girls.

For the boys: Apollo, Dionysus, Hephaestus

The mythological theme is really distinctive.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.