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Some of these snippets of advice are hilarious:
- "That old car has been sitting in front of your house for a very long time." (read: I'm stalking you) - "You seem to have some food lodged in your teeth." (That food would have to be stuck there for a pretty long time) - "Someone knows your locker combination." (read: Give me your best bribe and mum's the word.) I think this would be the kind of thing I would use out of boredom rather than out of genuine concern for subtlety. As for actually saying "your fly's open", I would just say the old "XYZ" and laugh at them whether they get it or not. Jam it back in, in the dark. |