Aah what a painful dream. Good thing your teeth are always intact
I had the strangest and scariest dream of my life last night. None of this sleep paralysis rubbish that always bothers me. I have never done drugs and never plan to, and I don't know what events in my day yesterday had influenced this, but I dreamt that I had $50.00 (yes only and exactly $50.00, complete with price tag) worth of Cocaine (or some other drug) in my possession.
Apparently I had bought this plastic bag of cocaine from some resort place and I thought: "Oh I really need $50 (I'm broke in real life) so I'd rather sell it to the store instead of just saying I found it and turning it in to the police station." The whole thing turned into a heist flick of some sort and I was running away with two older male accomplices like those you would see in an old flick. I was walking out of the downtown mall and I was so scared that the police were watching me. For some reason, there's a bunch of cops at each exit and I ran my fastest to cross the street when the light turned green. Then I was on a boat/inflatable raft near a university and then police were patrolling the seas. I kept thinking: "How am I going to sell this cocaine if I can't get to the store?" and at the same time I thought: "Um.....what kind of store buys cocaine? Why did I buy this in the first place?" I was so scared that if I ditched it anywhere they'd look up my fingerprints and trace it back to me. I also thought: "Does cocaine dissolve in water?", and "How am I going to get rid of the bag? They'll check the garbage." The boat in front of us capsized and suspicion was drawn to me. My accomplices were on other boats. These two tough guys had whips and then were trying to herd us somewhere. I end up in front of my old school and I wasn't worried about the cocaine anymore. but I lifted the boat that I was on and threw it at the guys and I don't remember the rest.
Pretty random huh?
Jam it back in, in the dark.