In need of some funny books to read

"Deliberate Acts of Meanness" is a funny and thick (but little) book that offers a small tip on each page on how to be a meaner person. They range from tame to cruel, some examples including putting your ringtone as a buzzing insect on infinite loop and keeping it inaccessible, or telling a person who asks for the time, the time for an hour ago.

An even funnier book that takes literally less than a minute to flip through and read was one that I think was called Baby Dos and Dont's. It has a built in spinner with the roulette choices being father or mother. It's thick looking because it's made of a cardboard-like texture those primary schoolers books may have. It's basically a book of illustrations showing at you should and shouldn't do with your baby. eg. Do give the baby milk from mom's breast, don't let the baby suck on dad's hairy nipple.

If you want an actual book rather than mere humorous quips, then the Zombie Survival Guide is the best way to go, although I don't know i it's short enough.

Jam it back in, in the dark.