Pressing Your "Buttons"

I'm normally the kind of person that one would almost never see angry, mostly because I only have one button to be pushed. I can suck up a lot of things, but have no threshold for arrogance.

Any braggart or smack-talker that tries to rub anything in my face in a non-joking manner deserves a "fuck you." It's incredibly rude to lord it over people about how good you are about something or how much you have, while at the same time belittling them needlessly. It's even worse if it is totally unprovoked. I understand that it enhances the little scrap of dignity that some people have but I'll be damned if I have to play along with one's boasting.

Jam it back in, in the dark.