The Life of a Receipt

Haha, I'm one paranoid little boy.
Every receipt that is a result of a debit or credit transaction, I rip into little little pieces and make sure that they unreadable to anybody who would want to search through the garbage and piece it together again. A paper shreeder wouldn't suffice since anyone with enough inclination could piece it back together. My receipts have to be incomprehensible and beyond. Sometimes I add water as a finishing touch.

For cash receipts...sometimes I do the same thing, all the while picturing someone piecing it together only to have wasted their time.

My friend can make elaborate paper boats with many creases out of receipts somehow, but won't tell me how.

Jam it back in, in the dark.