Where did I put my g*ddamn electric bill

I start to look in the most obscure and random places like the corner of my room "to see if it somehow rolled there". Although I usually sit still and think of all the possible places I could have lost it, then check them all after a thorough recollection. Unfortunately, when I genuinely lose stuff I have a very good idea of which inaccessible place the item(s) are in. When it's something minor, it takes me a long time to find them.

For instance, I thought I lost my ipod cable one day last year, then I woke up and remember that I brought it into the living room for the first time ever for some reason and forgot it on the floor, so I never thought to look there because I never ever thought I would place it there.

Jam it back in, in the dark.