Best Weapons/Spells/Techniques

Oh don't get me started:

Tera Flare (FF VII) - Nothing like nuking the earth multiple times with Bahamut ZERO

Grand Cross (FF VIII) - Ultimecia/Edea (I forget) friggin' links her hands to two planets in outer space with electricity, then smacks the planets right onto you! W00T!

Eden (FF VIII) - I don't know what the hell this is, and why Ultima Weapon has it, but 30000 damage initially is nothing to laugh at.

Ark (FF IX) - Regretfully, despite his transformer's fancy red outer spacelaser show, a single swipe from Stener will do just as much as this...

Southern Cross (FF IX) - Necron unleashes the cosmic energy of four planets onto you inflicing you with lots of negative status and mega damage.

Meteor Impact (Disgaea) - crash!

Meteor Shower (Chrono Cross) - only a level 4 spell, but you can see my cosmic-themed obsession. Two meteors crash right into the enemy. To think, you can use this multiple times if you have several equipped.


The rape:
Empress Massacre (Valkyrie Profile) - and what massacre has been unfolded here! Iseria Queen slice and dices you SO many times with her angel stick, then creates a tornado, lifts you up, freezes, then smacks you back the floor. The funny part is the fact that it goes on for a while, and the developers made sure that the character died if you didn't have guts or auto item, hence e name, Empress Massacre!

Ether Strike (Valkyrie Profile) - Freya's finisher reports of upwards of 1000000 damage....yes 1 million

How ya doing, buddy?

Yeah Disgaea is enticing my brain too, since It's my current game. The flashier ones out of the many sexy attacks are:

Dimension Slash - roll, roll, roll, roll, freeze! SLICE THE BATTLEFIELD~!
Avalanche - lift, knock..TELEPORT! ...STA-STA-STA...STAB!~! Make a crater with the enemy's remains >=)
Terminus Omega - Crash into the wall...SCRAPE the enemy against the wall...throw down..energy fist!

Mages' Omega and Tera spells deserve honourable mention, more so for the fact that the mages giggle so playfully right before they wipe out the enemy with such an extravagant summon.


No, but for my current best attack ever:

Empress Massacre performed by the Iseria Queen in Valkyrie Profile.
You were meant to die from this pure angelic slice-em-up beatdown. Stabstabstabstabstabstabsbstab, sliceslicesliceslice, vortex, smackdown. So many hits <3...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well will you look at that, I guess I stated Empress Massacre twice.


Best Misleaders:

Garou: Mark of the Wolves - Hotaru Futaba's Ten-Shou Ran-Ki. Giant energy flip kick into an injection of pure energy. Don't tell me that groan at the end paired with Hotaru's position doen't mean anything!

Marvel Vs. Capcom - Morrigan's Eternal Slumber. Explicitly kinky! What are those silhouettes? Why is it a pink curtain? What's that naughty pose at the end for?Why is the startup a heart?

Darkstalkers - BBHood's Cool Hunting - Best trick. Ever. Little old BB Hood summons two giant hunters (from her basket!) to fire missiles while she pumps out her uzi rounds mercilessly.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.