Awkward things strangers have said to you

I was walking with my friend (a girl) one day, and then we saw this old man walking towards us on the sidewalk. He sort of made a gesture at us, but I just kept going and my friend stopped. He looks directly at my friend and says with an Italian accent: "Can'na you-a help'a me? HEY!! Excus'a me sir!", and note how he was looking at my friend who was a girl (clearly identifiable as one too). My friend caught up with me and then the guy pivoted in place and gave her a weird stare.


Also, there was one time where I was at a bus and a guy didn't quite seem to be in a right state of mind. He stopped a bus and apparently asked if it was heading where he was going, and it wasn't, I guess. The next "wrong" bus passed by and the guy screams at the top of his lungs: "FUUUUUCK THIS!!!"
When the "right" bus came, he hastily got onto the bus before me and then he got off at the very next stop (which any bus passing by would have went by), and start yelling random syllables as he got off the bus.

Jam it back in, in the dark.